1.can’t hit the broad side of a barn
To have very poor aim. This hyperbolic term is usually used to denote poor marksmanship or to have very poor aim in certain activities that involve throwing something(such as certain sports).
So I can hit the broad side of the barn, because I have metaphors that aim & hit you in the brain, right where I want it to.
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