[Intro: Evan Gregory, Sarah Gregory, Whoopi Goldberg, Barbary Walters, Elisabeth Hasselbeck)]
EG: News. There is a lot of news. And it's happening. Justice Souter is retiring. There's a swine flu pandemic. People are turning into pigs. Michele Obama: she's wearing a cardigan.
WG: You know, Joe the plumber is making headlines for telling--
BW: He says they are called queer for a reason.
The Gregory Brothers (Ft. Barbary Walters, Dick Cheney, Elisabeth Hasselbeck, Hillary Clinton, Katie Couric, Rachel Maddow, Ron Paul & Whoopi Goldberg) – Cuba, Afghan Friendship, 2-Party Woes