A theme Blink-182 would play out to massive success!

Realizing that you are not mature enough for a situation is surprisingly mature, while deeply sad.

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Never discount the Bloodhound Gang for triple entendres:

  • During Daylight Savings Time, clocks are set an hour ahead. This means that someone normally getting up at 7am now has to get up at the equivalent 6am, 7am on the new clock but an hour earlier than usual. The same goes for the sunrise, appearing to come up a full hour earlier than the day before.

  • Everybody is usually willing to get up an hour early to fit in sex before work. It is a usual compromise.

  • What else “rises?” The erection in the singer’s pants comes up earlier than ever, thanks to the girl next to him.

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The best relief to a drought is a huge, soaking rain, just like the amount of sweat produced during sex. Just like the drought-ending rain, any bout of sex ends the unbearable period of non-sex that precedes it — every time is a relief.

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This seems to suggest that, if a flag falls to the ground and is danced on, but nobody sees it, then all is well. This might not sit so well as an “apology.”

What did Wayne do wrong? He broke the flag code:

§8. Respect for flag

b. The flag should never touch anything beneath it, such as the ground, the floor, water, or merchandise.

e. The flag should never be fastened, displayed, used, or stored in such a manner as to permit it to be easily torn, soiled, or damaged in any way

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Via Lil Wayne’s Twitter. The video in question (note that Wayne, despite looking down repeatedly and stepping back onto the flag, does not stop the shoot):

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B8P6ZuUwX5k

https://twitter.com/LilTunechi/status/346950019426951168

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As was reported, 14 independent 7-Eleven franchises were raided by federal agents, on the suspicion that the stores were engaged in human trafficking. While the full details were not divulged, 7-Eleven quickly noted both a condemnation of the behavior and the independent nature of brand stores.

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Relying on someone else to fix your faults while making rules beforehand is a surefire way to resent the other person and never get better.

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Playing on the classic “peeping Tom,” the singer is “watching” a girl’s every move, standing outside of her window. He gets cut off by a closed blind, wondering what he is missing.

Metaphorically, he’s in love, but finds walls around jumping into the one he wants. Every time he tries to “watch” her, she backs off and “closes” the blinds, hiding him from that world.

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Playing the Kanye West card, Thom is well aware that fame often brings accusations of jackassery and ego. Radiohead is almost as infamous as Ye for this exact thing. Star idolization leaves little room for a normal life, making “smart-ass” the symptom of reaching success. Thom only wanted to make art, not to rile the world. In turn, he did both.

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All of the good things for Thom — the press, fans, and excitement, were bastardized by the media and his own darkness. The original pure things that he wrote just three lines before are warped into “edited” and changed lines. The darkness left behind matches the bizarre, twisted images often found on Time Magazine covers.

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