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Only buy Magnums so I have room to pee H-Bass and the Kosby Kids (Ft. Dr. Delaware, H-Bass & MC Littlefoot) – Raw Dog, No Pull Out

He’s buying a larger sized condom so he can more room to hold his urine.

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added at August 2nd, 2012 06:26
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Just spilt, hide my head in shame H-Bass and the Kosby Kids (Ft. Dr. Delaware, H-Bass & MC Littlefoot) – Raw Dog, No Pull Out

He’s just prematurely ejaculated and he’s ashamed of it.

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added at August 2nd, 2012 06:26
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Dad took me to the gloryhole, oops I mean baseball game H-Bass and the Kosby Kids (Ft. Dr. Delaware, H-Bass & MC Littlefoot) – Raw Dog, No Pull Out

He seems to remember his father taking him to the local glory hole, where men receive anonymous oral sex but it was actually just a friendly baseball game.

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added at August 2nd, 2012 06:25
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Jerking off the President, I'm the sexiest lobbyist H-Bass and the Kosby Kids (Ft. Dr. Delaware, H-Bass & MC Littlefoot) – Raw Dog, No Pull Out

I’m giving the President a handjob to see my point of view.

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added at August 2nd, 2012 06:24
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My bean flicks are the sloppiest H-Bass and the Kosby Kids (Ft. Dr. Delaware, H-Bass & MC Littlefoot) – Raw Dog, No Pull Out

His flicking of the clitoris is very messy.

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added at August 2nd, 2012 06:24
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Jerking my gherkin, I'm the motherfucking dungeon master
Call me Colonel Sanders, chicken choking disaster H-Bass and the Kosby Kids (Ft. Dr. Delaware, H-Bass & MC Littlefoot) – Raw Dog, No Pull Out

He jerks off a lot.

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added at August 2nd, 2012 06:23
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Win the Double Dare challenge, I'll Gak on your face H-Bass and the Kosby Kids (Ft. Dr. Delaware, H-Bass & MC Littlefoot) – Raw Dog, No Pull Out

My splooge hitting your face resembles the slime on a popular children’s game show.

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added at August 2nd, 2012 06:23
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Poon tang ain't poon tang, if it ain't got stank H-Bass and the Kosby Kids (Ft. Dr. Delaware, H-Bass & MC Littlefoot) – Raw Dog, No Pull Out

Vagina is not a vagina until it reaches a certain amount of funk.

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added at August 2nd, 2012 06:22
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My sex life is a Metapod, just struggle and harden H-Bass and the Kosby Kids (Ft. Dr. Delaware, H-Bass & MC Littlefoot) – Raw Dog, No Pull Out

His sex life resemmbles a Pokemon whose only moves are Struggle and Harden.

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added at August 2nd, 2012 06:21
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Toss so many salads, motherfucking Olive Garden H-Bass and the Kosby Kids (Ft. Dr. Delaware, H-Bass & MC Littlefoot) – Raw Dog, No Pull Out

He’s putting his mouth to so many hindquarters that he might be confused for a waiter at the family restaurant Olive Garden.

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added at August 2nd, 2012 06:20
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