Some people who’ve said this might be referring to divers, but I’m going to take this very literal.

Here’s a list of gay soccer players:

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I don’t know any gay soccer players.
There used to be a British gay soccer player, who was constantly made fun off and eventually committed suicide, but besides him, I can’t think of anyone.

Soccer is probably the last sport gays should play. And if they are gay, it’s better to stay in the closet.
This is nothing to be proud of, but it’s the sad truth.
There are just too many empty-headed soccer fans.

But still, that was a great argument, man.
Do you also have a swastika tatted on your chest and stick burning crosses in black man’s yards in your free time?

That’s a bit like saying ‘omg I always miss the bus’.
You don’t always miss the bus.
That would mean you have never even gotten on one.
You probably miss the bus a few times a year and start bitching about it.

You hate football players over-exaggerating, but you’re doing it your fucking self!
They aren’t constantly on the floor. I dare you to actually watch a game for once instead of repeating someone else or watching diving compilations.
It’s seriously not as bad, but it does depend a little on who’s playing and what club you’re watching.

I never watch American football, but I used to own a madden game.
Ofcourse I sucked at the game, and I hated it, because they stopped the play every couple of seconds. I’m not sure if this happens in real life too, but that wasn’t less annoying than soccer players crying on the pitch. atleast, not to me.
It actually happened more frequently than soccer players crying on the floor during an average game.

You might say there’s a difference between this and players acting like babies, but whatever. You’re not getting my point.
My point is that you’re talking out of your butt.
They are NOT contsantly diving or crying.

I will never get some of you guys.
I don’t like American football, basketball, tennis, golf, hockey and a lot of other sports.
Never did I see a reason to start complaining about that sport, just because I don’t enjoy watching it.

Why is it different for you?
Is it because soccer’s a really big sport?
Does it give you the same satisfaction as when you say the Godfather is the worst movie, but you really dig Sharknado?
There’s more to life than being a hipster-kiddie.

Games actually don’t end in 0-0 ‘often’, so let’s change this into ‘draws’.

I already talked about this in Ann Coulter’s wack ass column.

A sport in which scoring is easy is better?
Goals aren’t the only thing us soccer-fans care about.
There’s tricks and skills
Beautiful attacks and solo runs
shots, saves and tikki takka’s
whatever

If you come to a game, just to see goals, you’re a terrible fan.

They are not.
Players like Drogba, Balotelli and C.Ronaldo would probably rip you a new one in a fight, cause if your bitching about a sport you don’t like, there’s a big chance you’re this:

But it’s true, they can act like little bitches on the pitch. For more about these divers,read this.

Right, imagine you’re a boxer or American football player, you touch your opponent, and you decide to dive.
What happens? Fucking nothing! Except you lose the match or concede points.

‘'lolwut, I didn’t even touch him’‘
- Muhammad Ali

This is another ridiculous argument.
Yes, divings sucks, but in soccer it ,unfortunately, has a purpose sometimes.
(I’ve already explained that at ‘Soccer players are divers’.)
It has no purpose in other sports.

1.They’re not all divers, althought that speaks for itself.

A real ‘dive’, meaning flopping around eventhough you weren’t touched at all, happens very rarely.

2.Diving is actually against the rules in soccer. Just making sure you guys know.

3.We hate divers too. Who do you think makes those diving (compilation) videos you’ve probably seen on youtube? Soccer fans. Anything to humiliate divers.

I haven’t met a single soccer fan who condoned diving. Sometimes they try to pretend like the player was actually hit or something, but you’ll never hear them say: ‘Yes, great dive son! Perfectly executed 10/10’

Imagine you’re a sane person who likes Eminem.
Now check the comments on one of his songs and there’s probably a bunch of fans bashing other artists.
‘'this is the best raper (they always seem to misspell this word) ever! All these other rapers suck!!1’‘.

What do you say when someone comes up to you and says he doesn’t like that artist, because of their annoying fans. What do you say? There’s probably a big chance you hate these type of fans too. That’s how we feel about divers, okay.
A world without diving is what we all want.

4.Diving is a bit like steroids.
It’s cheating, but it can help you win games.
Soccer used to be a lot tougher, but some referee’s nowadays think everything’s a foul.
And divers don’t get punished hard enough.
That’s because for a referee it’s sometimes hard to see the diference between a dive, a player over-exaggerating and someone who’s in actual pain.
You can’t really punish a guy who just broke his leg.

One simple, well-executed, dive, can seriously win you games, usually indirect. Whether it be to waste time, give your opponent cards, stop the opponents from attacking, get your own team a free kick/penalty.

You can act all hard and stuff after someone tackles you, like Rugby and American football players do, but in soccer sometimes a dive is more helpful.

This pussy-shit can definitely change, if they just add a video-referee in the future and make sure divers get punished the way they should.

Soccer players don’t really dive, cause they’re pussies. They dive for a reason.

It’s like ‘Cutting for Bieber’.
It’s for a good cause, but it’s fake and gay at the same time.

Once again:

Soccer fans hate divers