This verse plays on irony. Same as “Smells like team spirit” by Nirvana. Contradictions.

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The love is lost in the relationship.

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The relationship has gone from bad to worse.

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The female of this song keeps calling Costello, and he refuses to answer her calls or call her back.

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He’s introducing his self to her as in the irony of.

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