I wished I would've stayed
In my bed back at home, watching TV alone
Where I'd put on some porn
Or have sex on the phone Blink-182 – The Party Song

Does Mark play World of Warcraft?

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And then in the backyard
A terrible ska band Blink-182 – The Party Song

A terrible ska band? So pretty much any ska band outside of Sublime and No Doubt?

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Far from people I hate
Down from anywhere state
Trying to intoxicate girls
To give give them head after the party Blink-182 – The Party Song

It was a frat party. Frats like easy head. Drunk girls give easy head.

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But I never dreamed there
Would be someone there who would catch my attention
I wasn't out looking for love or affection Blink-182 – The Party Song

Surprisingly, Mark finds something interesting

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This thing's at a frat house
But people are cool there
Reluctant I followed Blink-182 – The Party Song

As anyone who has been to college knows, frat parties are full of douchebags. Can’t blame Mark for being cautious.

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Maury Povich, yeah, he love y'all niggas Add-2 – Modern Day Coons

Maury Povich’s Jerry Springer-like TV show has a section where typically Blacks take a paternity tests.

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But TBS just love y'all niggas
BET, yeah, they love y'all niggas
VH1, you know they love y'all niggas
Cause when y'all act like niggas
They making money off you, getting richer Add-2 – Modern Day Coons

The media love these “niggas” because their stereotypical behavior makes them cash

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I smoke (I smoke)
I drink (I drink)
Get high (get high)
And don't think (don't think) Add-2 – Modern Day Coons

A parody of Body Head Bangerz' I Smoke, I Drank

Add-2 calls them brainless, focusing on smoking and drinking but never attempt to join in on social issues.

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Back when Martin used to march
They was bitten by dogs Add-2 – Modern Day Coons

In the Birmingham March during the Civil Rights Movement the police used German Shepards to dissuade anyone trying to join the protest.

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Screaming "free my nigga [blank]"
Though he committed the crime Add-2 – Modern Day Coons

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