Literally, this translates to “she likes gasoline”. However, in Puerto Rican slang, “gasolina” is slang for “sperm”, so my guess would be she likes swallowing…

To appease old honkeys like John McCain, Daddy Yankee had to pretend that “gasolina” merely means the girl likes to party hard (“gasolina” fuels her metaphorical “party car,” see?). But seriously, she loves jizz

Several women hanging off of your penis would add substantial weight to the scales…

I regret Googling “dick hanging”, and will instead use this picture of a kitten:

Though Yelawolf lived in a whole bunch of states during his childhood, he holds his hometown of Gadsden, Alabama above the rest

Famous people like actors and musicians often have no other valuable skills; if they were forced to do the work of, say, a tow truck driver, they’d be clueless. Money can’t buy the satisfaction of a hard day’s work

If you want to battle Yela, he’s letting you know right now — no one will forget your embarrassment. Your picture will be distributed, and you will leave with some fresh ink or scars

Yela pronounces “so for” like “sofa,” furthering the couch-stealing scenario he proposes above

General Patton takes pleasure in bumping music, most likely in his green Cadillac, while riding down the streets his haters live on

At the prestigious Rap Shit University, Big Boi is one of the few honored keynote speakers

When it comes to acts of violence, the people who sit back and allow them to occur are just as guilty as those who perpetrate the acts. In a way, being indifferent is worse than those who actually commit wrongful actions (i.e. “violence”), because being indifferent actually allows people to do the things they do…

While it is a stage name, “Xaphoon” is also the name of a sound in the Reason music software program