If you don’t use the condoms then you could end up with a urinary tract infection or a bacterial infection the next day.

College kids are jacking their junk to the videos of her bukkake.

She loves the cum. She wants the cum. She got the cum. And now she’s showing it off. Showing it off could be on porn flick. We already know on the next line that she has videos out.

When you have a cup(cake), don’t you lick the frosting first?

Nami a.k.a “Cat Burglar Nami” is the navigator of the Straw Hat Pirates. She’s the third member of the Straw Hat. However, she’s the first member to leave only to rejoin after Sanji so technically she would be the fifth to join after him.

• Dream: To create a map of the world.
• Job: Navigator; Cartogropher; Thieving Expert
• Gag: Abnormal affinity for money.
• Death: Bell-mère (Foster Mother)
• Bounty: 66,000,000 Beli

Including Nico Robin, Nami is one of the smartest people in the Straw Hat Crew. Contrary to her lifestyle, she hated pirates at the beginning of the series, only to change her view after she met Luffy. However, she does not enjoy being “Wanted” or having a bounty. The only reason the picture on her Wanted Poster is so suggestive is because the photographer told her it would be for a magazine.

Family

• Nojiko (Adoptive Sister)
• Bell-mere (Foster Mother)
• Genzo (Father Figure)

Nami is extremely greedy and will do anything for money. Ever since her childhood she’s had a habit of stealing because her poor upbringing. She doesn’t seem to have much modesty because of her skimpy bikini’s she wears. She does use her sex appeal to take advantage of most people who find her attractive and she will allow anyone to see her naked…with a charge of 100,000 Beli for every person present to see her. Her ability to hold her liquor is extraordinary. She can drink as much (or more) than the rest of the crew.

Trivia

• Nami is 20 years old. Her birthday is on July 3rd.
• If Nami lived in the real world, she’d be Swedish.
• She is the first person to be seen in the anime.
• Nami changes clothes in every arc with the exception of some of the beginning arcs.
• According to Sanji, her measurements are B98-W58-H88 (J-cup).

Sanji a.k.a “Black Leg Sanji” is the chef and the official 5th member of the Straw Hat Pirates. He from the North Blue. He is the third most dangerous crew member after Luffy and Zoro.

• Dream: To find the All Blue.
• Job: Cook
• Gag: Not being recognized; obsession with women; he will “burn up” whenever he gets mad.
• Death: Mentors, Family, and Customers
• Bounty: 330,000,000 Beli

Sanji is 1/3rd of the Monster Trio, the strongest members of the Straw Hat Pirates. The 2/3rds remaining are Luffy and Zoro.

Sanji can be one of the most serious of the Straw Hat crew, however does not object to showing his emotions or including himself in silly behavior such as dancing or acting overly excited. Upon almost starving to death as a child, he’s vowed not to let anyone starve or ever waist food.

He’s amorous af. He’s almost constantly flirting with an attractive women. Actually, he’s stated that Nami was 98.72% of the reason he joined the Straw Hat crew. He’s extremely chivalrous, absolutely refusing to kick a woman, even if it kills him.

Trivia

• Sanji is 21. His birthday is March 2nd.
• Leonardo DeCaprio’s character, Steve Bruscemi in “Reservoir Dogs” is the model of Sanji’s character design.
• Sanji has the ability to read any woman’s three sizes.
• If Sanji lived in the real world, he’d be French
• Sanji and Future Trunks (from Dragon Ball Z) share the same English voice actor in the anime.

Roronoa Zoro a.k.a “Pirate Hunter Zoro” is the first official member of the Straw Hat Pirates. He’s the first mate and is considered the largest threat after Luffy. People sometimes get the impression that Zoro is the actual captain of the Straw Hat Pirates, due to his great strength, swordsman skills, and leadership.

• Dream: To become the worlds greatest swordsman.
• Job: Swordsman; First Mate
• Gag: No sense of direction; Being able to sleep through anything; unties bandages when he’s not fully healed; has perfectly timed lines that are dubbed “cool” by other characters; love of drinking alcohol.
• Death: Kuina (best friend; rival)
• Bounty: 320,000,000 Beli

He is grouped with Black Leg Sanji and Straw Hat Luffy as the strongest of the Straw Hat Pirates, under the name of “The Monster Trio”.

Zoro has a strong sense of leadership and honor. Even though he’s technically not a samurai, he does respect the way of the swordsman to certain degree. He can have a superiority complex, especially in his rivalry with Sanji. He’ll even antagonize Sanji by refering to himself as “Pirate A” and has recently calls Sanji “#7”, referring to the order of arrival at a certain meeting place.

When Zoro wants to fight seriously he’ll tie his bandana around his head. He lives for the thrill of combat. When facing a skilled opponent, he’ll release a manic smirk that gives the impression of satisfaction for battle.

Trivia

• Zoro is 21 years old. His birthday is November 11th.
• If Zoro lived in real life, he’d be Japanese.
• Zoro is the only Straw Hat that is based on a real life pirate. This is after the Japanese pronunciation of Francois I'Ollonais
• In the anime, Zoro has the same voice actor as the green guy with the cape in Dragonball Z…no wonder they both like green.

This is a reference to Mortal Kombat’s Kano.

A Fatality is a finishing move that can be used against one’s defeated opponent at the end of the final match, after the announcer says “Finish Him/Her.”

When Kano gives a fatality he proceeds to rip out his opponent’s heart.

Kano is also an Australian character, which could be a reference to the previous line, “a shrimp on the barbie” a stereotypical Australian saying.

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