Wait…Gerardo…are you SURE you’re from Miami??
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WARNING: eating too much pussy can lead to Mercury poisoning
Amusing sentiment considering that the lyrics of this very song are constructed as a ramble..
Women are oft unfond of gambling; they do not know when to hold em, nor when to fold em — unaware of when to walk away, or when to run (cf. The Gambler)
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This was before I had learned of the “Paleo” meme
I wrote a poem about the chokes..
We would eat about 6 boiled turnips each every night at midnight and marvel at how our stomachs would bloat
After law school they give you a $10K “Bar Study Loan” at 4% interest (tax free!) I felt like a boss
This is due to the shit futon that was being click-clacked