I didn't fuck her freaky ass but it was still fun Cocktales by Too Short

“There’s more to romance than just sex! You kids today don’t know! A caress, some modesty…it can be quite nice!” — Grandma

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My dick is big and her nigga had a little one Cocktales by Too Short

Tina’s boyfriend had not properly “broken her in”, it seems

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I'm trying to get freaky cause I love the funk Cocktales by Too Short

Too Short insistently accosted this young lady; he wanted to “get freaky” (make love) because he “loves the funk”, which is a play on words, meaning:

1) He loves funky music

2) He loves the funky aroma of an aroused woman

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I fucked her with my finger, she tried to cum
Pussy so tight it wouldn't give me none
Cocktales by Too Short

Too Short clearly liked Tina (she gets 12 lines!), but they were not “anatomically suited”, so to speak (his penis was too big for her..and he’s “Too Short”! Ha!)

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"Bitch! Do what you want
Cause this true-blue mack won't even front"
Cocktales by Too Short

Since Too Short is a certified “mack” (ladies' man), he won’t “front” (put up a facade) of insistence that girls obey him; if she wants to do the splits, that’s her prerogative

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Tina, Tina, the sperm cleana' Cocktales by Too Short

Tina would suck up all of Too Short’s semen like a vacuum, leaving him feeling empty and satisfied

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She was fine as fuck, but can't fuck with Tina Cocktales by Too Short

Kids use the word “fuck” to mean so many things these days!

“Fine as fuck” means “quite beautiful” (the “fuck” adds emphasis)

“Can’t fuck with” means “still not as good as” (“fuck” here means “contend”)

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I pulled her to the side and let her suck my dick Cocktales by Too Short

You weren’t expecting him to say “dickie”, were you?

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If I call Marie, I know for a fact
I'm getting fucked in my drop-top Cadillac
Cocktales by Too Short

Marie, a country girl, did not insist on fancy accommodations; she was happy to make love in Too Short’s “drop top” (convertible) Cadillac

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If you a fake bitch, ain't no thing
I'll pick up the phone and call Janine
Cocktales by Too Short

If you are a “fake bitch” (a girl playing ‘hard-to-get’), Too Short will not bother will you, since he can call Janine, and she’ll have sex with him right away

Most girls get couplets or quatrains — and a couple of the girls you can tell he really liked get a bit more — but Janine, who was clearly not very memorable, gets only one line while Too Short is still warming up

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