Why don't animals talk? 30 Embarrassing Questions You'd Never Admit You Search On Google by Complex (Ft. Jason Parham)

They do when you’re a furry!

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"One month removed from the crash and based upon the expert advice of the doctors who have treated and assessed my head and spinal injuries post accident, it is their best medical opinion that I must stop racing. They have made it very clear that the risks involved in further racing are too great and could be detrimental to my long term well-being. Based on this medical advice, I have no choice but to stop. Retirement Announcement by Dario Franchitti

This was the third major concussion Franchitti has suffered in his career, one in a 2003 motorcycle accident and one in a 2006 vintage car race. Based on research into the effects of concussions, Franchitti’s doctor advised his to end his racing career.

Franchitti’s doctor’s statement — http://www.racer.com/dario-franchitti-the-medical-opinion/article/321055/

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“Since my racing accident in Houston, I have been in the expert care of some of the leading doctors and nurses, all of whom have made my health, my safety and my recovery their top priority. Retirement Announcement by Dario Franchitti

The accident in question:

http://youtu.be/mJ3vw79o6n4?t=17s

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Rank / Points (Points Behind) 2013 IZOD IndyCar Series Driver Points Standings (Final Standings) by IndyCar (Ft. AJ Allmendinger, Alex Tagliani, Ana Beatriz, Buddy Lazier, Carlos Munoz, Charlie Kimball, Conor Daly, Dario Franchitti, Ed Carpenter, E.J. Viso, Graham Rahal, Helio Castroneves, James Davison, James Hinchcliffe, James Jakes, Josef Newgarden, JR Hildebrand, Justin Wilson, Katherine Legge, Luca Filippi, Lucas Luhr, Marco Andretti, Mike Conway, Oriol Servia, Pippa Mann, Ryan Briscoe, Ryan Hunter-Reay, Scott Dixon, Sebastian Saavedra, Sebastien Bourdais, Simona De Silvestro, Simon Pagenaud, Stefan Wilson, Takuma Sato, Tony Kanaan, Townsend Bell, Tristan Vautier & Will Power)

Points are awarded to drivers on the following basis:

One point is awarded to any driver who leads at least one lap during a race.

Two additional points are awarded to the driver who leads the most laps in a race.

Bonus points are awarded for qualifying performance:

  • At all tracks except Indianapolis and Iowa, the driver who qualifies on pole earns one point.

  • In qualifying for race two of a double header weekend, the fastest driver in each of the two qualifying groups receives a bonus point.

  • At Indianapolis, drivers who advance to Q2 earn bonus points. Drivers who qualify tenth through twenty-tourth earn four qualifying points, and the remaining qualifying drivers earn three points.

  • At Iowa, the third-place driver in the first two heat races earn one bonus. The ten drivers who qualified for the third heat race earn points based on the result of that race.

Ties in points broken by number of wins, followed by number of 2nds, 3rds, etc., and then by number of pole positions, followed by number of times qualified 2nd, etc.

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19 / October 19 / MAVTV 500 IndyCar World Championships / Auto Club Speedway / Fontana, California / NBCSN 2013 IZOD IndyCar Series by IndyCar

Results

  1. Will Power
  2. Ed Carpenter
  3. Tony Kanaan
  4. James Hinchcliffe
  5. Scott Dixon

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18 / October 6 / Shell and Pennzoil Grand Prix of Houston (Race 2) / Reliant Park / Houston, Texas / NBCSN 2013 IZOD IndyCar Series by IndyCar

Results

  1. Will Power
  2. Scott Dixon
  3. James Hinchcliffe
  4. Justin Wilson
  5. Sebastien Bourdais

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17 / October 5 / Shell and Pennzoil Grand Prix of Houston (Race 1) / Reliant Park / Houston, Texas / NBCSN 2013 IZOD IndyCar Series by IndyCar

Results

  1. Scott Dixon
  2. Simona De Silvestro
  3. Justin Wilson
  4. Simon Pagenaud
  5. Josef Newgarden

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16 / September 1 / Grand Prix of Baltimore / Streets of Baltimore / Baltimore, Maryland / NBCSN 2013 IZOD IndyCar Series by IndyCar

Results

  1. Simon Pagenaud
  2. Josef Newgarden
  3. Sebastien Bourdais
  4. Justin Wilson
  5. Simona De Silvestro

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I got 99 problems and they’re all ripped pants Santa's Cumming by The Dirty Buttholes (Ft. Ashtag2, BBDS, Jason D. Morris & Lemson) 1

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Take a hit of a bunt and take your last puff CaptainCatnip vs. Mayhem-till-AM Rap Battle (Round One) by Captain Catnip (Ft. Mayhem-Till-AM)

He’s wishing his opponent the best of luck in an unknown baseball game

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