I wrote this during a period where I was watching QI an awful lot. In one of the episodes of QI I watched there was a clip of a giraffe trying to drink water and it’s legs went into this really awkward position. I’m like that, I’ll almost always do things the most awkward way,

Since this is the introduction to the mixtape you may not have heard Sick The Messiah yet. This line makes more sense after you’ve heard Sick The Messiah.

I have a friend who presents a radio show and when he’s doing his mic soundcheck at the start of each show this is what he says. I thought it’d be funny/cool to include that here.

I was toying with the idea of making a release of nothing but dubstep songs; since every time I so much as wub a bass everyone I know insists that I make more dubstep.
Nah, fuck you and fuck your dubstep.

This is where I stop being so self-centred and actually get to the point of the song.

A reference to the South Park episode explaining how Joseph Smith came up with the Mormon religion. Haven’t went much further learning about it in all honesty, but yeah, that’s this.

Praying won’t reverse the affect you have on someone, so nah just because you believe in God doesn’t mean you get forgiveness. Some stains don’t wash out.

The good thing about having a God that forgives anything, is he’ll forgive anything you want him to..

This speaks for itself. The pope knew kids were being molested and did nothing but try to protect the church’s image. To paraphrase: If there’s a Hell below, we’re all gonna go.

Mostly aimed at the Christian God (the one I know most about). God isn’t vengeful any more. He’s all forgiving and stuff now-a-days.