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I'm not worth it cos they only fuck with Maybelline Probably Edible – No_toc

My friends won’t co-sign the L'Oréal slogan “because you’re worth it” because they only fuck with Maybelline products.

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added at December 6th, 2013 04:09
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That's a liar Probably Edible – No_toc

There’s a subtle switch in persona here. It’s pretty subtle, but this is directed towards the other, more self-deprecating persona.

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added at December 6th, 2013 04:08
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Mocking hardships of the martyrs Probably Edible – No_toc

Like in Sick the Messiah…

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added at December 6th, 2013 04:06
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Not the one to start with. Probably Edible – No_toc

There are a lot of Scottish rappers – I’m maybe not the best one to start with.

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added at December 6th, 2013 04:04
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cats and these pussies will be cunts Probably Edible – People Talk

Cunt is another word for pussy is another word for cat.

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added at October 11th, 2013 21:48
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Sample Probably Edible – Tommy, King

http://youtu.be/2RQsbGeqYfY

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added at September 19th, 2013 02:07
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Told this girl, I knew, I loved her.
I feel like I might lose her number.
-- But you can ask her all her favourite songs
And I'd bet my left one twice that's a list my fucking name is on, still Probably Edible – Tommy, King

This line was funnier when I wrote it, it had a cockiness about it, but yeah. Despite the fact that we don’t talk too much no more I guarantee she still loves my music.

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added at September 19th, 2013 02:06
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I plan to reign all through the summer Probably Edible – Tommy, King

Rain/Reign is one of my favourite homophones.

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added at September 19th, 2013 02:05
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Woop for Summer Probably Edible – Tommy, King

Still haven’t dropped Woop. I probably will before next Summer, but Woop is my ‘Summer song’.

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added at September 19th, 2013 02:04
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I took the square;
I'll make it cool Probably Edible – Tommy, King

I moved from the Broadway to the Square. Square usually means uncool, but I intend to make my new flat the cool place to be (over the Winter, in time for Spring).

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added at September 19th, 2013 02:03
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