http://players.brightcove.net/4863540648001/HklmClHkx_default/index.html?videoId=5236099677001

She can call me DADDY though because I like that. But I ain’t leaving here crib without some oral sex performed on me. “Zee it?” is patwa slang in Toronto for “You understand me?”

Lifted from Consuella from Family Guy, I changed “SUPERMAN NO HERE” to “SUPERMAN NO HOME” but its the same meaning. It also means that Captain Save-A-Ho is not here for you, girl.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tKX-esipGck

The 2010 Copiapó mining accident, also known then as the “Chilean mining accident”, began in the afternoon of Thursday, 5 August 2010 as a significant cave-in at the troubled 121-year-old San José copper–gold mine. The mine is located deep in the Atacama Desert, one of the driest and harshest regions on earth, about 45 kilometers (28 mi) north of the regional capital of Copiapó, in northern Chile, South America.[1] The buried men, who became known as “Los 33” (“The 33”), were trapped 700 meters (2,300 ft) underground and about 5 kilometers (3 mi) from the mine’s entrance via spiraling underground service ramps.

I just arrived to the front of her crib and I’m ready for sex.

You ever hear the joke about the dry humour chick squirting? No? Me neither. Just me bragging about how well I fuck. A play on dry and wet, if you will.

Murk is another slang verb. To murk is to destroy, kill, obliterate something. In this case “that” would be her vagina. To murk it in this context means to do it so hard and well that she’ll me thinking about me impregnating her.

She’s on the Facetime app on the Iphone saying she wants me to have violent sexual intercourse with her.

Who you have sex with can either uplift or bring down your self worth. If the girl you fucking is broke, has no ambition and doesn’t take care of herself…well chances are you don’t either and if you do, then you aren’t treating yourself right.

I don’t play games. I don’t mack. I just say how I really feel when I’m trying to hit that. Sometimes I can be perceived as a jerk for saying what’s on my mind.