7. He's hugged Beyonce before and sniffed her neck
Snoop Dogg (Ft. Dragonflyjonez) – Reasons Snoop Is Voting Obama
The mere fact that he got to hug Beyonce is legendary! Quite a presidential privilege.
The mere fact that he got to hug Beyonce is legendary! Quite a presidential privilege.
The Romney family co-owns a horse named Rafalca that qualified to compete in the dressage event at the 2012 London Summer Olympics.
Dressage is an obscure equestrian which essentially translates to horses performing ballet.
The Romney’s reported a $78K loss on their tax return forms in 2010 for the expenses associated with the horse!
According to the common stereotype, Newport cigarettes are commonly smoked by African-Americans. Thus, Obama’s habit only furthers his legitimacy as a brotha!
The Mormon religion is known for its controversial practice of polygamy. Although it is a very small percentage of Mormon’s that actually engage in this practice, the stereotype became quite pervasive throughout popular culture. The HBO show “Big Love” provides a great, fictional account of this behavior.
Snoop’s right though! If you’re going to be a Mormon, why not have a flock of bitches!? MITT!
ET PHONE HOME!
A reference to Willow Smith’s (daughter of Will Smith) song “Whip My Hair”.
His Bic may be a reference to the brand of lighter he uses to burn blunts.
He penetrates so deep his all up in the ovaries. Based on this diagram, it doesn’t quite look physically possible.
