Following on Afroman’s motif of discussing a proposed action in the first line of each verse, here Afroman tells us that he planned on going to work. At this point in the song it appears we follows Afroman throughout his life as he is attending class and cleaning his room in the earlier two verses (activities associated with youth) whereas here he has a job and is likely supporting himself.

#BUT

Who needs a job when you can sit on your ass and get high all day?

“Reggie” is a term reserved for 2nd class weed. “Reggie” means “Regular” and “Regular or Reggie” pot is opposed to Chronic or medicinal or high quality marijuana… the good shit.

She got cake.

Lady Gaga either has a large mass of cocaine or has a shit-ton of money (cake).

Also consider Rihanna’s sexual meaning of “cake cake cake cake.”

Or, you know, maybe she just has some cake.

Niggas will say they ride with you, but the first chance they get to make some money, they’ll split your wig immediately.

Bitches only stay with you long enough to take all of your money and leave, make sure you make them sign that prenup.

He digressed on the line, not really talking about the girl, but more about how his team is winning at the moment.

Pretty clever line. He’s calling himself sick in the line, and saying by his infection, he spits onto them or (metaphorically, of course) into an area where it could make them sick too.

She is a model. Models are usually pretty busy, from private couture parties and fashion shows to meetings with fashion consultants, etc.

Double entendre. Baggage refers to emotional “baggage,” and trippin' is to freak out. It also relates to taking a trip, where baggage always tags along.

He’s a fan of Stevie Wonder, and so he doesn’t mean to offend when he calls us metaphorically blind because Stevie is literally blind.

This also leads into the next couple lines about God.