Vans are my favorite type of shoe cuz they are cheap and they allow me to buy more expensive accessories (watches, etc)
When I buy Vans, I can buy watches like this:
My Vans are only around 40, but the watch costs more (pronounced cos' mo'). This is a reference to the Fairly Oddparents, which is the Nickelodeon show that had two Fairy Godparents: Cosmo and Wanda.