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Oh, I've made a fool out of myself
A hundred miles from home and feeling so alone
I should look after my own health
Self-conscious drink to roam, it chills me to the bone Ashley Chittock – Malibu And Whisky

Okay, this might actually have some semblance of emotional meaning. I went to university in Leicester, 100 miles away from loved ones. Draw your own conclusions.

I never really drowned my sorrows though. I cured any homesickness with extended sessions of Futurama and liberal use of chocolate.

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I'll fall off every pub stool
And won't care what people think
If someone asks if I'm okay
I'll ask them for a drink
Full of Malibu and whiskey
And some ungodly slop
And I'll carry on until I'm dead
And my body starts to rot Ashley Chittock – Malibu And Whisky

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I'll Take all of my clothes off
For whoever wants me first
I'll drink to all my conquests
Abate that pesky thirst
For the Malibu and whisky
And some ungodly slop
And I'll carry on until I'm dead
And my body begins to rot Ashley Chittock – Malibu And Whisky

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And I'll carry on until I'm dead
And my body starts to rot Ashley Chittock – Malibu And Whisky

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Full of Malibu and whisky Ashley Chittock – Malibu And Whisky

Malibu a registered trademark that I need permission for?

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And some ungodly slop Ashley Chittock – Malibu And Whisky

“Slop” being slang referring to the horrible collection of beers that collects in the tray on which pints are poured.

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I can smoke, I can drink
I can dance until I drop
And when I'm finished lighting up
I'll take another shot Ashley Chittock – Malibu And Whisky

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It's in the blood for a man to love
But lusting is easier to do Ashley Chittock – Can'o'worms

He figures he may as well give up on finding love, and has now accepted that he might as well just keep things less serious from now on.

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added at May 30th, 2012 07:08
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Oh, sweet prince of thieves
Bring her back to me, oh Ashley Chittock – Can'o'worms

The reason for the girl rejecting him becomes clear – she has found someone else.

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I offered them to you, but you left me feeling blue
And now I can't stop us being through Ashley Chittock – Can'o'worms

The author wants someone to get through problems with, but the girl declined.

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