While the serpent, the clear Villain archetype in Genesis, tricked Adam and Eve, my wife and I ain’t letting no evildoers slip up on us.

Since I am using ‘archetype’ terminology, what better references to use than characters from the creation stories?

In this case, I argue that I am more perfect than even Adam, who was made directly by God’s own hand – therefore, the hype about me is justified!

As in the previous line, an archetype is a model that is copied by others.

Therefore, since they all stealing my flows, you could say I’m spitting (pun-alert) BARSchetypes:

An archetype is

A statement, or pattern of behavior, a prototype upon which others are copied, patterned, or emulated

Other rappers copying my style and flow cause I’m a
#TRILL OG

A thesis is an arguable, often controversial, position that one argues for in a research paper. Big Teach can help any student with formulating your thesis, so that you can feel just as confident as the meme above.

Also, I decided to use the plural form of ‘thesis’ so that I could very subtly reference Martin Luther’s famous:

Ninety-five Theses!

http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/5e12e1a4c3/95-theses-rap-music-video-from-xanderdominitz

Refers to Google Chrome, the web browser, which reloads periodically as needed on your CPU – here labeled a murderer (guns are sometimes referenced in rap as “chrome”) because Internet searches killed the Dewey Decimal system.

Around Mr. Varnell’s classroom we don’t engage in the violence of the streets, except in cases of people plagiarizing – that is, stealing other people’s research and trying to pass it off as your own.

Them’s fighting words round these parts, so let’s:

Continuing to play off ‘whips,’ this metaphor compares me to Indiana Jones, who kicked butt with his whip. I behave similarly with students who do not take the research process seriously.

A pun here creates a double meaning about what is free:

• engine in the sense of search engine on a database for research

• engines as in whips – SWERVE

Databases are provided by Gwinnett County Public Schools for free use to students. There is a wide variety to choose from, pretty much encompassing any topic a student desires to research.

OMG!