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like my name is fucking Mitch Buk Lau (Ft. X (random)) – Sushi Station

FACT: Most people named Mitch are assholes.

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added at May 20th, 2012 23:11
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like my dick had a fucking switch Buk Lau (Ft. X (random)) – Sushi Station

I don’t think this definition needs an explanation.

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added at May 20th, 2012 23:10
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Your mom turn me on Buk Lau (Ft. X (random)) – Sushi Station

He’s into MILFs, or your mom, whatever.

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You hike for your pussy, Buk Lau (Ft. X (random)) – Sushi Station

While you spend all your day trying to get laid…

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I put my thumb up and I fucking hitch Buk Lau (Ft. X (random)) – Sushi Station

Buk Lau might not give a fuck, but he gets fucks, everyday. All he has to do is to put up his thumb.

It’s also a play on words, since he was referring to “hitchhiking”.

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added at May 20th, 2012 23:08
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Call my gun Scratchy, I swear it has a fucking Itch Buk Lau (Ft. X (random)) – Sushi Station

Buk Lau references The Simpsons' meta show, “Scratchy & Itch”.

His trigger finger is also itchy and he’s dying to pull it.

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added at May 20th, 2012 23:05
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Or the Big Cock? Buk Lau (Ft. X (random)) – Sushi Station

Sounds like an unreasonable side to order. He’s referring to a large chicken, in which case, this would not be a good side dish since it’s probably a bigger meal than the rice itself.

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added at May 20th, 2012 21:47
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Or the Sushi Roll? Buk Lau (Ft. X (random)) – Sushi Station

Sounds like a reasonable side to order.

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(Sure I do!) Buk Lau (Ft. X (random)) – Sushi Station

I guess this guy likes eating dog

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Would you like the Canine Fried Rice? Buk Lau (Ft. X (random)) – Sushi Station

Dog in some fried rice

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added at May 20th, 2012 21:44
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