Bukake is a sex act portrayed in pornographic films, in which several men ejaculate on a woman, completely covering her face in semen.
Now, how rich do you think you’d have to be to hire Jennifer Lopez to star in a home-Bukake movie?
That’s how rich efemjay wants to be.
efemjay is out to get rich like Robert Kiyosaki, author of the Rich Dad Poor Dad series.
efemjay is a good rapper — so good, in fact, that he is like Jesus…
But that doesn’t help his financial situation. No, he’s “broke” like the fold of mucous membrane that partly closed the external orifice of “your” daughter’s virgin vagina. The implication is that she’s not a virgin anymore. Or maybe she had an accident.
Judas “sold out” Jesus for thirty silver pieces.
Here, efemjay is saying that times are so hard that he would sell out Austrian economist Ludwig von Mises for twenty-nine silver pieces — under-bidding Judas.
Mises escaped the Nazis and came to America in the 1930s. He is considered by devotees of the Austrian school of economics to be one of the greatest minds in the history of civilization. This line shows that Mises is as important to efemjay as Jesus is to Christians.
The man who is the subject of this verse wears female accessories, including bamboo earrings (pictured below):
G Rap opines that only women should have sexual relations with men.
The man in question is a tireless advocate for gay rights. In 1989, this was seen as a bad thing.
“Sissy” is a derogatory term for cross-dressers and/or homosexuals, most commonly used in prison. The man in question is/was physically large, earning himself the nickname of “Moose.” Now, however, he goes by “Missy.”
The man in question pays attention to his grooming and fashion. Today, that’s normal. Back in the day, it was suspect.
