These three animated GIFs probably sum up every range of emotion felt by the Delta Gamma National chapter regarding the email:

The letter (which you can read here), gained notoriety last week. Here are some notable excerpts:

If you just opened this like I told you to, tie yourself down to whatever chair you're sitting in, because this email is going to be a rough fucking ride.

I will fucking cunt punt the next person I hear about doing something like that, and I don't give a fuck if you SOR me, I WILL FUCKING ASSAULT YOU.

And that doesn’t even scrape the surface…

A reference to the No Child Left Behind Act, which pushes standards-based education reform based on the premise that setting high standards and establishing measurable goals can improve individual outcomes in education.

The Act expanded the federal role in public education through annual testing, annual academic progress, report cards, teacher qualifications, and funding changes.

Initially sponsored by Ted Kennedy, the bill passed the U.S. Congress with bipartisan support, was signed by President Bush, and was enacted January 8th of 2002.

This appreciation for previous presidents isn’t reserved solely for presidents. A recent ABC News/Washington Post survey (released Tuesday, April 23, 2013) pegged Bush with a 14 percentage point increase in approval ratings from January 2009, when he stood at 33 percent in the same poll.

Interestingly enough, “Texas-sized” is considered a unit of measurement, albeit an unusual one. The expression itself can be used in two ways: to describe something that is approximately the size of the state of Texas, or to describe something (usually but not always originating from Texas) that is large compared to other objects of its type.

While the Bible strictly forbids eating things like shellfish, pork, and rabbits, this verse states that locusts are perfect for snackin' on.

You can’t just eat any bugs, however.

Leviticus strictly condemns anything that creeps, swarms or has four legs and wings as off limits (see the verse immediately following this one). Yet certain sources of crunchy protein, like locusts, crickets and grasshoppers, are just fine.

Why locusts?

Some theories state that due to the evasive nature of locusts (who often came in waves, devoured crops, and caused famines), they were often the only thing poor Israelites had to eat. Therefore, if the Bible didn’t allow for their consumption, many of its followers would starve to death, which wouldn’t fare well for the growth of the religion.

In the Bible only Elijah and Enoch (Gen. 5:24) are privileged not to die but to be directly taken up to heaven.

As Jews, Peter and John could walk through the Court of Women (designated by the blue box above) into the Court of Israel, but non-Jews would be restricted to the Court of the Gentiles (designated by the red #12 above).