fans pay good money to see Ghostface perform but
Can hardly watch him because Ice’s brilliant jewelry have niggas eyes squinted and faces wrinkled up.

“Ice, cut it out!”

ballin!

to make matters worse, the old lady’s permanently blind
And Ice was acquitted of all charges in court by a jury of his peers

SWAG!

Ghostface thought the very thick lens in her prescription glasses would’ve protected her eyes from the ultra-violet
Rays emitted from all of his bling.

he was sadly mistaken…

for instance, last week Ice destroyed the retina in a old woman’s eyes. this more than likely happened because she caught a fatal glance at Ice’s plethora of jewelry full of flawless princess cut diamonds.

BLING!

every time Ghostface attends a function Ice
Tends to outshine everyone and Ghostface is concerned
for he thinks Ice does this intentionally for kicks

you’re starting to worry me

this is actually Ghostface beginning to plead with
What seems to be his flamboyant alter-ego,
Ice (the one with the fly ankles)

a man complimented Ghostface ankle jewelry.
This was a time before the “metro sexual”, so with that being
said having a man complimenting another man about noticing anything on his body (especially the ankles) were grounds to get
punched in the face.

but in this case, Ghost was so undeniably balling that
it was not only accepted but commonplace.

fly ankles

iced the fuck out

woo!

this interlude is Ghostface briefly
Reminiscing about how the recklessly decadent
past of his counterpart and how
it negatively affected those around him

well Cock Block can’t act like he didn’t know that
Contracting a venereal disease that end up putting
him that box he was talking about earlier.
yeah, Cock Block is dead.

so, that’s what happened to him

Baatin tried to tell you, foo.

JETLIFE