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I'll sit around, pickin' at a coffee cake Kitty – ​charnsuka

Kitty is fat and eats her feelings.

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added at October 8th, 2011 08:10
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Tell your mommy on her coffee break Kitty – ​charnsuka

It rhymed.

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added at October 8th, 2011 08:09
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You think it's funny when you joke about rape
So we'll see if it's funny in the back of my Escape
That's a Ford, you're a whore, and I'll catch it on tape
Tell the police, I'll just tell 'em it's fake Kitty – ​charnsuka

Although rape jokes are often seen as hilarious, Kitty threatens to rape the object of her affection on camera and deny any accusation of rape if he tries to turn her in.

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added at October 8th, 2011 08:08
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You make my day, I whip my hair, I think I'm Willow Kitty – ​charnsuka

Willow Smith whips her hair out of happiness. So does Kitty when her boy is around.

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added at October 8th, 2011 08:07
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You used to like girls, but you only like shoes
I hate the world, and I love your shampoo
And your soap, and your deodorant all over my pillow Kitty – ​charnsuka

Kitty references the fact that her ex’s love for her was replaced by his love for expensive Supreme clothes, and she misses the smell he would leave on her bed.

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added at October 8th, 2011 08:06
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And I couldn't find a good way to say "I love you"
So fuck you and your stupid tattoos Kitty – ​charnsuka

Kitty transitions into an angry rant about her ex-boyfriend, who stupidly tattooed “SWAG” onto the inside of his lip.

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added at October 8th, 2011 08:05
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I don't steal lines, but this one is kinda true:
"I tell 'em that I love 'em, but I never really do" Kitty – ​charnsuka

Kitty admits that she often leads boys on by telling them she loves them, but rarely has feelings for them. She expresses this by stealing a line from Nicki Minaj.

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added at October 8th, 2011 08:03
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Even my father says to find a-nother
I mean another, so I'll ask my mother
And maybe she will smother me in Blink 182 Kitty – ​charnsuka

Kitty’s dad advises her to stop giving a fuck about the boy in question, so she seeks counsel from her mother and assumes she will be given multiple blink-182 lyrics in response, since that’s how Kitty’s mother often attempts to handle boy problems.

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added at October 8th, 2011 08:02
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1358290425_107003_awesomeness

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12 years

Kinda crazy that your mom gives you Blink lyrics. Kinda crazy to think that there are moms into Blink because I’m (was into, will always be into) into Blink. This lyric makes me feel old.

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I stalk him on the internet
He probably thinks I'm Jessi Slaughter Kitty – ​charnsuka

Kitty compares herself to a psychotic 11-year-old due to the inexcusable amount of time she spent trying to find the cute Asian on Facebook (and eventually succeeded)

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added at October 8th, 2011 08:01
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And I'd hit it like Bing Crosby hit his daughter Kitty – ​charnsuka

“Hit” as in sex, except Bing Crosby was an old crooner who beat the shit out of his kids. So there’s that.

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added at October 8th, 2011 08:00
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