Companies of men are not the best places to find quiet and innocence

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Heyyyyy ladies! Are you sisters?

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GARLANDS OF REPOSE > STUPID MANMADE GARLANDS

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People go to absurd lengths to gain glory and one of those coveted wreaths made from the leaves of certain plants, but those plants “upbraid” those people, even though the plants are just sitting there

The plants are also, as the next two lines make clear, out-braiding their human counterparts in that they are better at weaving “garlands of repose,” whatever those are

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All plants whose leaves are used to make crowns to honor military, civic, and poetic achievements

Bay=laurel

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Eden was the sickest bachelor pad you could imagine

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Eve was created to be Adam’s “helpmeet,” but Adam was getting along just fine without her thank you very much!

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Things were great in Eden until Eve came along and ruined everything!!!!!

This isn’t referring to the fact that Eve ate the apple and caused the Fall, just that her even being around was soooo annoying

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These lines are just devastating

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Sea animals…they’re just like land animals!

They graze, they hang out in groves…

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