The plumber / sex metaphor has been used since time-immemorial (I would say that Shakespeare invented it but did they have plumbers back then?)

The jump from “flight attendant” to “might have meant it” is just impressive, and characteristically dexterous

The “drinking, drinking” bit builds up tension that foreshadows the coming hangover

He wants to cock his pistol and shoot at her (with his cock)

He may not get lovey-dovey, but he does get sing-songy

The “shots of bubbly” could refer either to liquor or cum shots (based on the activity he describes in the next line)

He’s using “me” to mean “my”, as in “me Lucky Charms”

Like “pipe/plumber”, I would swear that the “outlet/plug” sex analogy dates back to Shakespeare except that I’m 90% sure they didn’t have electricity back in Shakespeare times

By “shoot it” he doesn’t mean that he wants to take “glamour shot” photos of her, like you find in the fashion magazine

HE WANTS TO EJACULATE

A play on the double meaning of “hood” (a hoodie by the girly designer United Colors of Bennetton, a neighborhood… or a “neighborhoodie”?)

“Hood like Lebanon” evokes local violence (think Beirut), but remember that people wear a lot of hoodie-style head coverings in the Hezbollah part of Lebanon too