Cam is asking you to listen to him as he tells his story.

He believes that you can learn from this story and that it is an important one, that’s why he made this song.

Cam prefers to focus his attention on the details of his craft versus doing all that he can to get famous.

In this way, he is a real artist who truly does it for the art and not for the recognition.

Cam is questioning why he thinks badly about himself and isn’t happy with himself.

He knows that he is a talented and beautiful person, but fails to recognize it often times and doesn’t know why.

#Double Entendre

• Cam does not have a date to prom, which is a problem

• Cam went a long time before having a date for his album to be released

In two ways, Cam did not have a date, and in both ways it was a bad thing.

Reference to the famous limerick opening, “There once was a man from Nantucket.”

This relates to the line before it as the notoriously graphic poem references a man with massive genetalia. Ned’s only a baby, but Watsky implies that he will soon be a well endowed full grown man.

This is a reference to the FX television show, The League. Shiva Kamini is the valedictorian of the protagonists' high school and thus they name the trophy for their fantasy football league after her.

In the show, Shiva is considered a goddess-like figure to the men. Therefore, Hoodie references her as the goddess of fantasy football in this line.

This is a clip of the show in which the men worsphip Shiva at the end of a season:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QYw7Sct3U4c

Basically the whole story he just told was a lie.

Bo wasn’t invited to parties in high school because he was considered a nerd as lacked in athleticism and instead enjoyed the arts.

Maybe this is how it would have gone had he gotten invited though!

#Double Entendre!

• Even though this chick is screaming for Bo to continue, her vaginal lips are closed ever so tightly. Considering he’s about to get it in, this is a good sign that she isn’t all blown out and loose. He just might be her first.

• The vaginal lips open when horny. So she’s yelling for him, but her vaginal lips are sealed, showing that she isn’t actually enjoying the experience and is just faking excitement.

• She screams Bo’s name as if she is thoroughly enjoying the experience. However, Bo was a “nerd” in high school and so he knows that tomorrow morning she isn’t going to tell her friends that she had sex with Bo Burnham.

This is a reference to the gunpowder residue left from a discharging firearm.

Watsky used to feel bad for himself because of his condition. However, he no longer pities himself because he has made the conscious decision to be the best version of himself given his condition.