I got pulled over by the cops a few months ago and I really wanted to use this line as a FB status, but alas, I’m already twenty two. Also, my friend’s wife’s dad is a cop and he’s pretty cool–so I do know one

There’s one Winslow on my team, that’s why my wins low!

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When I’m stuck in traffic, sometimes I like to announce the things I’m doing in Meek Mill’s voice. For instance: MAN, I JUST MERGED ON THE FREEWAY!!

Anyway, sometimes I think about Meek lyrics

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I BUTCHERED THIS LINE! Later in this blog, I quote the correct lyrics

Wayne Brady would not be proud!

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I think Shawn was referencing the line “at 42 be better than 23s” from Jay-Z’s verse on Primetime, which is about both basketball and age

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Three Rap Geniuses walk into a bar. J/k, three of us were on our way to “The Business Lessons in Hip-Hop Panel: Rap Genius, G-Unit Records & The Phat Startup,” a panel dicussion held at Columbia University. The event was moderated by the young genius, Zach Two Times–writer of Why No One Has Killed Your Favorite Rapper

Here’s a picture of Maboo, killing the audience with some jokes at the panel

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On our way to Columbia, we rode by Tom’s Restaurant–the meme diner from Seinfeld

Everyone says their food and service is pretty bad

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Some people get excited about getting drinks with friends on their birthday. Others might want to go to a concert or something. Me? I just wanna tweet rap lyrics.

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Just one of the highlights you guys saw

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Antonio defends himself here, it’s not that he cares too much, it’s that he’s resigned to his role as a sad person.

This line looks forward to Jacques' famous statement that “All the world’s a stage/ And all the men and women merely players” in As You Like It.

The general consensus is that Merchant predates As You Like It by at least two years.

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People can be weird. These “strange fellows” include:

  • people who wince their eyes and laugh at unfunny bag-pipers
  • people who don’t show their teeth when laughing

Considering these kinds of weirdos exist, it’s not that unfathomable that Antonio is just a naturally sad person.

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