Referencing this beautiful post-match interview with Carlos Tevez, the Argentinian football player. He can’t speak English, but he does his goddamn best!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ivez5gGNlr8

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Releasing new stuff makes me incredibly nervous. I tend to dismiss it, saying I’m disappointed with the material, the quality of the recording and so on. That’s why I’m asking Lady Luck for help with this one.

Also, I always get super defensive when my friends play my music at parties; I beg them to turn it off. Unless I’m drunk, then I vibe to it like crazy.

That’s what the zero point seven bit refers to. 0.7L of vodka. Quite a lot, I only drank that amount once and I couldn’t sober up for 2,5 days.

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One of my teeth kind of crosses the path of the other one. No biggie, though, I mean Cole made an entire song about it.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fzzMOMkjm8A

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Just a line about a shift that the internet introduced to a lot of boundaries, the idea of nationality included. Bino was right, after all.

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If you’re running out of bars on your phone, you should contact your service provided first, and then phone the Jerk Store to inquire about their stock.

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People wonder what Billy Ray Cyrus, Miley’s dad, thinks about her recent “shocking” rebranding, but I wouldn’t be surprised if he understood the potential of all those little publicity stunts. Wrecking Ball has about HALF A BILLION VIEWS, after all.

The other bar is a shout-out to George Costanza and his famous Jerk Store Remark.

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Just a line about smelling the microphone with the exact same emotion I will one day experience from smelling the head of my first child.

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This is basically me.

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The American flag has red & white stripes. I sort of reference The White Stripes without really doing so.

I stole, “jacked”, the end of that reference, which upsets a listener as much as stealing his cocaine (the “white”) would do.

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I’m holding my favorite beer I used to drink all the time while living in London. For some reason I reference what I’m holding in which specific hand a lot.

Red Stripe also references the American flag. I finish the reference in the line below.

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