Referencing the whole “fast food employee to rap god” trope very visible in hip-hop.

http://rapgenius.com/6176

I can only function under severe pressure. I’m the personification of Mary Jane (marijuana and the laziness it can produce) for days on end, but then something happens (a deadline, for example, aka the night) and I become Jane Fonda. This references he status as a fitness guru, hence the “work”.

Referencing the 1994 Rwandan Genocide. Up to one million people died. I am not a fan of this world. The Hutu/Tutsi juxtaposition is here to clarify that; I don’t like this world and I expect the same from it in return. So much so, that everybody – even mortal enemies – can agree on disliking me.

A Horcrux is a powerful object in which a Dark wizard or witch has hidden a fragment of his or her soul for the purpose of attaining immortality.

Lord Voldemort did it to some, I don’t know, old cups and cutlery and shit. The song’s villain had a better plan – he ripped his soul to a lot of tiny pieces and hid them in his raps. Hip-hop vs. the wizarding world, goddamnnn.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QzDbTD-Q-vA

On my worst behavior. No?

The villain goes after the Vatican, requesting all of his money back. If I’d add up all of the coins I’d thrown into the collection basket… I wouldn’t exactly be rich, but I could afford some more studio time, that’s for fucking sure. Anyway, anybody from the Catholic Church reading this, give me a call or whatever.

Oh, money is green. Like these two fellas.

Still on the villainous theme.

I know the fanbases are quite different, but goddamn, I bet a lot of people would pay good money to see what a duel between The Wire’s Omar Little and Harry Potter’s Lord Voldemort would look like

Start off with mentioning Rorschach from the “Watchmen” series.

Then I start calling out modern icons, pop culture superheroes (although Walt White is really the villain). Mentioning the “I am the one who knocks” monologue from Breaking Bad. sigh. The reference was fresh when I wrote it, swear to god. Anyway, I liken myself to him, but I do not dwell within the drug world. Beers are just fine, ask DOOM.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6jd0VICL4og

A villain’s origin story. The protagonist here is a failing rapper. Feeling too much pressure, he proceeds to make the change from writing bars to visiting them constantly, becoming an alcoholic.

Think MF DOOM meets Chinaski (Bukowski’s alter ego).

Failing to get a contract (no one’s called him), he proceeds to blame God.

Terrible things happen, but you have to roll with the punches.