Fun, fun, think about fun Friday by Rebecca Black

Distract yourself with confusing mis-conceptions of fun while I insert this thick, unforgiving musical dildo into your yawning butthole

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And I prolly fucked your bitch nigga In The Cut by Wiz Khalifa

U SURE?!

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Shorty, I love you and you love me too
We were meant to be cause
Shorty, you love me and I love you too
And I promise I’ll be true to you
Syllables by Eminem (Ft. 50 Cent, Ca$his, Dr. Dre, Jay Z & Stat Quo)

Sounding pretty much like any hit song on the radio, for example Soulja Boy’s “Kiss Me Thru the Phone” and Too Phat’s “Tell Shorty”.

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Come to me with an attitude, come a cropper Fix Up, Look Sharp by Dizzee Rascal

More cockney slag, come a cropper = to fall, or generally suffer misfortune

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I'm old school like Happy Shopper Fix Up, Look Sharp by Dizzee Rascal

For some reason, I love this line. Happy Shopper was a brand that made convenience food and I think drinks, I seem to remember sipping on Happy Shopper apple juice back in the day. But as Dizzee says, and I re-iterated, back in the day. God Happy Shopper feels old-fashioned

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September 18th, 2013

“For some reason, I love this line.”

Remove this line please.

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You're not ready for this boy
You better send your best soldiers, this is Captain Roscoe
Fix Up, Look Sharp by Dizzee Rascal

Dizzee’s old nickname

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I stay sweet as a nut, sweet like Tropicana Fix Up, Look Sharp by Dizzee Rascal

“Sweet as a nut” is cockney slang, to express approval or well-being. Tropicana orange juice has really sweet taste. Hence it makes the comparison more apt.

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Be serious, you wouldn't last an hour in my shoe
It's an Air Force One
Fix Up, Look Sharp by Dizzee Rascal

Dizzee is informing the haters that his life is either too dangerous or too demanding for them to live, and then follows this with a boast that he is rocking a shiny pair of Nikes

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Chump, best to act like Forest Gump, best to run Fix Up, Look Sharp by Dizzee Rascal

“RUN FORREST, RUN” must be one of the most famous lines in movie history

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Don't be dazed when I catch you by your J's Fix Up, Look Sharp by Dizzee Rascal

On your J’s, shortened form of cockney rhyming slang “on your Jack Jones”, is when you’re alone

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