THE SKEETLES

THA SKEETLES ARE LIVE AND DANGEROUS!!! PURSUED OVER 20000 MILES BY A DERANGED ‘NAM VET, THESE STREET-ORPHANED MUDPIES WERE FORCED AT SABERPOINT TO PERFORM TENCENT DITTIES FOR 5 CENT WAGES; THEIR ONLY CHOICE? ESCAPE. NOW, WITH ELDERLY VET BLOOD ON THEIR HANDS AND THE LAW ON THEIR TRAIL, THESE BOYS BETTER HAVE A AN ACE UP THEIR SLEEVE TO STAY ON THIS SIDE OF ETERNITY. WATCH OUT FOR OUR NEXT PRODUCT: DEATH OF THE JUDAS; THE SKEETLES STORY; THE ALBUM; COMING SOON!