Make a song like Lil Wayne

Someone on Ask.Fm said I should write a song like Weezy in preparation for his mixtape later today. Feel free to add yours.

Tunechi in the room,
I’m the shit like toilet fumes
My goons act like Looney Tunes,
She lost her panties up in the loom

I don’t hit it when it’s hairy
Or when it bleeds like Carrie
You better get like Timmy Turner
And scram, ya fuckin’ fairies

My girl ass like Coco and Nicki,
Yours like Miley Cyrus
YMCMB, you seein me
Like cuttin onions, you stay cryin’

Drizzy got the strippers
Make him invite his sisters
We gone off the shrooms
Drake sweep and save ‘em all like brooms.

Don’t give a fuck
But when I do it’s to yo bitch
On her knees prayin for the holy ghost
White phantom made her throat itch.

TUNECHI!

August 30th, 2013
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Yo Weezy in this bitch, motherfuck a snitch,
Moneys so cold you should keep it in the fridge.
Eat so much pussy you should call me cat burglar.
But when I get to her house, I burgle her.
Lie her on the bed, make her give me head,
Then I cum, now I’m Dunst (done) with her like Fred.
Fuck around leave yo ass floatin in the Potomac.
When I was 9, I shot myself in the stomach WEEZY

August 30th, 2013

Nigga, I’m cold like the weather
I think I need a sweater
V’s my favorite letter
But it’s not V for Vendetta
All the haters are anonymous
Cause only nonames dishonor us
My money say “In god we trust"
Pockets fat as a hippopotamus
Pour that lean down my esophagus
All these seizures gon put me in a sarcophagus, Tunechi

August 31st, 2013

These are just about as good as any song Dedication 5 will have. Holy shit.

August 31st, 2013
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It’s young money bishes
I get more profit(prophet) than Christians
I hop up in that pussy then I sink like dishes
Swag by the boatload
Weezy got that dope flow
Yo guns like my twitter timeline cuz they WON’T LOAD
I wake up & shine
I got my cake up, I grind
If u sleepin on me
Ill slap u wit a watch so u can wake up in time

August 31st, 2013

LMFAO @that Timmy Turner line doeee

August 31st, 2013

Damn. Everyone has had incredibly Wayne verses.
@Suburbanprincess92 Why you post but not write a verse?

August 31st, 2013

lighter sounds

My bitch banana yellow
Oops, I meant bright beige
Her Ass softer than a pillow
I take a puff like lady rage

Tunechi Flag Red, Danny Bonaduce
Treat her like a treasure so i’m diggin in that pussy
I’m swimmin in that pussy
I’m beatin up that pussy
R.I.P Bernie Mac, and she got that milk and cookies

When ya girl suck my dick, she watchin my stomach
and I got this purple drink so i’m like a teletubbie!
Middle finga to the haters,the cops, and the fakers
Tunechie beat the perpetraters black like the raiders

Young Mula be the team, team color red
Khaled said yall can take these bullets to the head.
Click on ya face, Ya head is erased
Fuckin yo bitch thank the god that is based

TUNCHIE!

August 31st, 2013

Landin it’s the martian, yo bitch need an abortion
Got my pistol to your cranium bitch this is extortion
Now Weezy got your greenbacks so I’m chillin and I lean back
Then it’s back on my grind, I give you a mean slap
Young money hoe, want that old money doe
but music is forever so I run the show
Y'all on that bunk shit, I’m skating in some Trunkfit
even when I trip up, it’s because I thunk shit
way ahead of time, cos I’m ahead of my time,
just like your girl, cos she gimme head so sublime Tunechi

August 31st, 2013

how do these compare to the tape

August 31st, 2013
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uuhhh… yea, yo check it…

Nigga…Nigga Nigga…. Swag
Catch more bodies than a glad bag
Pussy pussy pussy
Yea I’m red like a girl toe. no homo

August 31st, 2013
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YOUNG MOOLAH BABY

YEah okay, pussy for brunch — shiee
A nigga got them munch-iees
Up in the trees — monkeys
Smoking so much you thought it was Willy Wonkieeh
I mean Willy Wonka, I’ll take your bitch and smoke her,
Pussy like pussy tight, I got that pussy right
Pussy comprehended, no puss intented
My penis bended, her pussy extended
Young Money

August 31st, 2013

That pussy smell like Asia, Asian pussy
I ate it with chopsticks, like eating sushi
/Tunechi! Love that pussy,

She say my dick so nice, /she want it In her,/ like she digesting rice. So I fuck her Pussy, I wish I had a pussy, so I can fuck my Pussy, but I have a dick, so I put it in her pussy

August 31st, 2013
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rapgenius should seriously consider making a contest for this.

August 31st, 2013
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This thread.

August 31st, 2013