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While humans have beaten horses in marathons, Bronson’s a gallant figure built for speed, outrunning even the most intense of horses.

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Courtesy of Low Rider Magazine, a beautiful example of the candy-painted car that RiFF equates to being the man.

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Recently revitalized by Kid Cudi, Thug asserts that he’s alone in his rap ventures.

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This sentence oozes irony, double-speak, hypocrisy.

Despite posturizing that this process will be integral to regaining Ukraine’s sovereign status free from complete Russian influence, the demand for a new constitution was spearheaded by none other than Putin himself.

And why shouldn’t he demand it? In regards to transparency and accountability, Ukraine has a rich history in constitutional corruption, with judges on their Constitutional Court under heavy investigation for widening the powers granted to then-president Yanukovych in 2010.

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You can read the recently-instituted $27 billion financial assistance package funded largely by the IMF and the European Union in the embedded link.

Sadly, Ukraine’s economy is still near collapse, which is why the necessity for continued economic talks are vital despite the generous package.

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There have been numerous buildings seized in Ukraine during this crisis, mostly by pro-Russian armed forces. But, with the annexation of Crimea, many of these buildings that were illegally seized are, technically, under the control of their now-rightful owners. The remaining properties in contention are mainly centered in the eastern portion of Ukraine, which is quickly and violently shifting towards a complete allegiance with Russia, thereby once again making this proposition possibly null and void.

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Here, he recounts the journey taken by his parents from Delhi, India, to Queens, New York, to immigrate to the United States in search of a better life for their family. Peep the extraordinarily lengthy journey below, courtesy of Google Maps.

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Heems uses the euphemistic version of the phrase turned into a cereal seen below, a notable omission because of how careful and aware Das Racist is of race relations, understanding that their minority status is different from that of the black race.

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One of Heems' favorite monikers, his humorous demeanor and larger figure suggest that this is one of his more truthful comparisons.

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Those well-versed in all things Colbertian (I’m coining that term now if it hasn’t existed before) understand that there’s a slick double-meaning to this. He is Stephen Colbert — American citizen, holding a Social Security Number and being a documented member of society with left political leanings and a degree from Northwestern University — and Stephen Colbert — political commentator with unabashedly right political leanings and a penchant for asking the tough questions:

Speaker Pelosi: disgrace to the office, or the greatest disgrace to the office?

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"I am writing to you," (St. Paul – Philemon 1 (NRSV)) | accepted

@Dalmo Very true, I worded that improperly. Changing that now.

"In any house, without the consent of the owner, nor in ti..." (United States Congress – The U.S. Constitution (Bill Of Rights)) | accepted

The Third Amendment, while not exactly showing much relevance in the modern day, still enjoys having relevant legal ramifications in regards to privacy cases. The quartering issue has not been brought up since the American Revolution, so, an explanation for its purpose in modern times would be more pertinent. The house, owned by an individual, cannot hold any inhabitants without permission from the owner. On the same token, the amendment has been further explained to mean that an individual’s home should be free from agents of the state. One of the few landmark decisions that the Third Amendment was a part of was the 1952 case Youngstown Sheet & Tube Co. v. Sawyer, in which the majority opinion stated that the federal government (specifically then-President Truman’s usage of Executive Power) could not seize private property without authority given by Congress.

"II. A well-regulated militia, being necessary to the secu..." (United States Congress – The U.S. Constitution (Bill Of Rights)) | accepted

One of the more polarizing rights of the ten, the Second Amendment is luckily short enough to break down each little statement in clear detail. By the final statement, shall not be infringed, this declares that the previous statements are rights that cannot be violated.

FIRST “A well-regulated militia”: The U.S. Supreme Court stated, in the case District of Columbia v. Heller, that ‘well-regulated’ is an adjective implying no more than imposing proper discipline and training. Clearly, we have become more than just a well-regulated militia, with a military budget that is larger than the total GDPs of all but seventeen nations (from totals given by the Stockholm International Peace Research Institute and the CIA World Factbook, respectively).

SECOND “being necessary to the security of a free State”: The militia is allowed for its purpose of keeping the State free and secure. Madison understood that, sadly, peace does not always solve the pertinent issues. The militia’s purpose was to fight off, not engage in the imperialistic, almost bully-like, actions of our colonial masters.

THIRD “the right of the people to keep and bear arms”: Ah, yes, time to engage in a little bit of controversy, shall we? American views upon gun rights has been a very volatile issue, especially with the increasing polarization of political views over recent years. By ‘the people’, the Constitution ascertains that all of the people have the right, not just a smaller portion of the people, in this instance, the militia. The right ‘to keep and bear arms’ refers to the right to carry weapons outside of the organized militia.

Or…

"Congress shall make no law" (United States Congress – The U.S. Constitution (Bill Of Rights)) | accepted

While the original explanation of this, “I wish it stopped here”, is an accurate description of today’s Congressional faults, the true intent of Madison’s opening statements in this Bill are meant to grant individual freedoms and a lack of discrimination in regards to religious (or lack thereof) practices. The whole explanation should be in regards to the statement, “Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof;”. One of the greatest aspects of America (or at least, the intent of America) is that all religions are to be respected. J-Mad and TJ (as my history teacher called them) would be approving of this:

"I had a couple girls / But I knew if I had some chrome, I..." (Curren$y – Chasin' Papers) | accepted

Same album release date, same train of thought when it comes to chrome and females, Spitta and Big K.R.I.T. both (http://rapgenius.com/Big-krit-money-on-the-floor-lyrics#note-383855) think that chrome on cars can be a vital accessory when hunting for bad bitches.

"Or maybe it was that chrome that keep a bopper in the zone" (Big KRIT – Money On The Floor) | accepted

Building off the previous lines, KRIT wonders what it is about cars that turns good girls into freaks; the chrome is the first aspect that comes to mind. “Bopper”(s), an alternate slang term for a slut, may stay in the zone (their heightened sexual prowess) due to the shiny, almost seductive chrome.

Like a true Southern player, KRIT’s chrome Cadillac gets all the pussy:

"It's open season with the CIA, buggin' my crib" (Immortal Technique – The 4th Branch) | accepted

An “open season” in hunting terminology refers to a time period when hunters have the legal right to kill or catch game and fish. Tech plays upon this, creating a metaphor where the CIA is the hunter and he is the innocent, helpless game. The hunter has the gun, a mechanical advantage over the game. The CIA in turn, then, uses their own mechanical advantage, bugging his home, to gain information upon him and “kill” him by taking away his freedom of privacy.

"Translated in psychologically tainted philosophy / Conser..." (Immortal Technique – The 4th Branch) | rejected

Tech leaves no words behind in his frequent criticisms of the right-wing, Conservative viewpoints. In this latest blast on the ideology, he states that the humans following this school of thought taint whatever credibility religion and political philosophy could have with their bigoted, hypocritical actions, yet still manage to have an extreme influence over the currently tattered framework of America.

"Brand new bitch, brand new ride" (A$AP Rocky – Brand New Guy) | accepted

Rocky uses ‘ride’ as a double entendre, meaning both a new car and his new bitch as the latest rider on his dick. Having new either would certainly be welcome, but Rocky is swagged out enough to get both.

The A$AP crew would approve:

"Blueprint 3" (Jay Z – Real As It Gets) | accepted

Jeezy, as he does frequently, shouts out the albums that he’s a part of; Jay’s third installment of the Blueprint trilogy in this line, with a reference to his Thug Motivation 3 in the next.