The Bible According to Rap Genius

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If you woke up this morning, scratched yourself, and asked: “Why do I feel like religion has just changed forever?” that’s because THE ENTIRE KING JAMES BIBLE IS NOW ON RAP GENIUS.

With tons of explanations. Including cross-references to rap songs. And many more to come.

RG was always the internet Talmud, but now we’re pretty much the actual Talmud. Needless to say this is one of the greatest events in the history of Christianity. Here’s the basic timeline:

??? BC: World created
??? BC: Adam and Eve get saucy
??? BC: Jacob beefs with an angel
??? BC: Great Flood
??? BC: Great Flood ends. God: “You know it’s all about the love, I don’t know why I’m being this aggressive"
0 AD: JESUUUUUS
1517 AD: Martin Luther nails diss track to a church door
2012 AD: Pusha T releases "Exodus 23:1"
2013 AD: THE RAP GENIUS BIBLE

The Bible. On Rap Genius. In classic King James flavor. It’s here and we need your help explaining it like never before. Audio, video, pics, maps, comprehensive links to relevant lyrics and memes. Serious theology. Comic theology. You don’t have to be of any particular faith (or any faith) to help out: you just have to contribute stuff that’s informative and entertaining.

Div students, people of the cloth, drop your wisdom on us too! John Wesley’s already doing explanations—are you gonna let him have all the fun? If you’ve got some expertise in this arena, claim a verified account!

Ready to experience the RG gospel? Begin “in the beginning,” with Genesis 1, here. Or navigate the whole thing using our dope-ass Bible Table of Contents.

At DLD last month, Maboo proclaimed, “The Bible is hip-hop.” Today his prophecy has been fulfilled and the angels are singing, “SWA-SWAAAAAAAAAAG!” Now wait till we do the Koran.