If you break into Biggie’s property and set off his ADT, he will be forced to make the first step in your funeral arrangements (i.e., kill you)
If you sleep with a young girl, it’s statutory rape. So his domination of the rap game at an early age could be called statutory rape
While clever, there is a problem with this line: Kanye’s debut album College Dropout came out when he was 27; I wouldn’t exactly call him a prodigy
...And that, to me, is what separates Eminem and Jay-Z. When Eminem is at the top of his game, his genius is immediately apparent because it sounds great. But Em is usually incapable of employing double meaning: everything he’s ever said has meant exactly what it seemed to mean. He is the kind of rapper a mirthless analytical philosopher would have no problem appreciating. Jay-Z, on the other hand, is at his best when his lines require unpacking.
This is why our site has so many Jay songs and so few Eminem songs; it’s not that Eminem isn’t a brilliant rapper (and calm down! We’re trying to get his songs up, he’s a boss, we love him), it’s just that every time we try to add value by explaining what he’s saying, we find ourselves repeating the obvious.
For example, in one of my favorite lines ever, Em describes impregnating J-Lo on “I'm Back”:
Cause if I ever stuck it to any singer in showbiz
It'd be Jennifer Lopez, and Puffy you know this!
I'm sorry Puff, but I don't give a fuck if this chick was my own mother
I still fuck her with no rubber and cum inside her
And have a son and a new brother at the same time
And just swear that it ain't mine!
As great as the passage is, other than mentioning that at the time Puff Daddy was dating J-Lo, there’s not much to add…“Well…he wants to have sex with Jennifer Lopez, you see, and he doesn’t want to use a condom…” No duh! Nobody wants to use a condom, you don’t need Rap Genius telling you that.
Perhaps Jay-Z anticipated people thinking Eminem is better in noting, at the very beginning of “Renegade” that his music requires more than just skimming; you have to actually listen closely to appreciate his genius.
Then again, Eminem sells more albums...
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