[Intro: Mac Miller]
Ayo, Jerm, I need you to do me a favor real quick
Turn the beat up in my headphones a lil' bit
This shit needs to knock a lil' bit for me, you feel me?
Ayo, Cardo, you keep hittin' me with heat like this, man
I'ma have no choice but to kill it, you feel me?
Hey, hey

[Verse 1: Mac Miiller]
I want a, a bunch of bad broads, a couple fast cars
So high up in the air that I can grab Mars
Got a bunch of miles in me like a gas card
King of the jungle, bitch, I'm Madagascar
Don't aggravate him 'cause I don't have the patience
Send you home early like a bad vacation
Fuck with hoes that been struck with infatuation
But I be on the road and have 'em waitin'
Escape from reality, life is just a fallacy
So we ride the clouds 'round, skippin' through the galaxy
On the Millennium Falcon, you see me traveling
That's the type of shit to have you fallin' off the balance beam
Way too confusing, got they hearts movin'
Homie, life is a game and you losin'
Better start improvin', boy, get your stats up
'Cause my shit is gonna hit you like a Mack Truck, bad luck

[Chorus; Mac Miller & T-Shyne]
With my Polo button up (What?) and a Starter cap (Haha)
Keep my clothes real clean at the laundromat (Yeah, hahaha)
Hit the, hit the liquor store to get my medicine (T-Shyne)
I'm in a league of extraordinary gentlemen
With my Polo button up and a Starter cap
Keep my clothes real clean at the laundromat (I'ma tell y'all why they call me McSwagger though)
At the laundromat, at the, at the laundromat (Swag)
I keep my clothes real clean at the laundromat

[Verse 2: T-Shyne]
Louis duffel on my way to the laundromat
I'm the reason fathers wonder where they daughters at
Pussy on the platter, yeah, I'ma order that
Mac Miller on the song, who would've thought of that?
Haha, doesn't matter 'cause it came through
Sky high 'cause I'm in my paper plane mood
Bottles of that Clicquot, that's what my fame do
I get it in, you just claim to
I won't blame you, you ain't a businessman
Gettin' money 'til my death, you niggas in a jam
Livin' spam, me, I live a clean life
Money in my pocket, love nature it's a green life
Double Dutch the same size as Harry Potter's wand
It last a NBA game, four quarters long
And when it's done, we rollin' up another one
I stay with bud like gold stays with a leprechaun

[Chorus; Mac Miller & Koffee]
With my Polo button up (What?) and a Starter cap (Haha)
Keep my clothes real clean at the laundromat
Hit the, hit the liquor store to get my medicine
I'm in a league of extraordinary gentlemen (What's up?)
With my Polo button up and a Starter cap (Famous Few)
Keep my clothes real clean at the laundromat (Shout out to Pep with the money bags)
At the laundromat, at the, at the laundromat (Koffee)
I keep my clothes real clean at the laundromat (Yo, now)

[Verse 3: Koffee]
With my Polo button up and my snap-back
I like the way the beat slaps like [?] stacks
I lived the college life, now what you know 'bout that?
Got so many red cups, I'm your personal frat
Bro, check my position
I'm right above the second place and I don't think we'll be switchin'
Sittin' on cloud nine, first stop in my mission
I'll give you more than you can handle, Michael Jackson's physician
See, I turn this beat over like David Garrard
I'm swagged out to the max like a rich girl's credit card
Yeah, so you know they stay on me
Regardless of these haters tryna air my dirty laundry
I'm on it, I'm sittin' high in the loft
High as a jet for the creator of Microsoft
Yeah, see, K.O.'s the name, it's Famous Few and Taylor Gang
Taylor, like the middle name, what's up?

[Chorus; Mac Miller]
With my Polo button up and a Starter cap
Keep my clothes real clean at the laundromat
Hit the, hit the liquor store to get my medicine
I'm in a league of extraordinary gentlemen
With my Polo button up and a Starter cap
Keep my clothes real clean at the laundromat
At the laundromat, at the, at the laundromat
I keep my clothes real clean at the laundromat