[Hook: Micki Ninaj]

Fuck Buddy Fuck Buddy. You can fuck me buddy. Fuck Buddy Fuck Buddy. You can fuck me buddy

(Chorus played repeatedly throughout entire song)

[Verse 1: Diego Johnson]

I had a fuck buddy once but now that slut is fucking dead

I came in her mouth and blew her brains out her head

At the funeral her mom came up to me and asked "why?"

So I pulled out my dick and poked her in her fucking eye

I ran to the front and took a big shit in the casket

Now her coffin is like a shit picnic's picnic basket

Her family said she never swallowed baby all they said was lies

I can only see the truth with these fucking acorn eyes

I shat a Glock today, from where the hell did it come?

Sometimes I wonder if there’s a wormhole in my fucking bum

In one hand I got my cock in the other I got my Glock

I think about Stevie Brock while I stare at the clock

Diego Johnson in this bitch. The lead-off hitter went yard!

I’m glad that my flow left everybody’s dicks hard

It really doesn’t matter if your asshole is muddy

No matter what JG you can be my bloody fuck buddy

[Verse 2: Jay G]

Pop rocks and sucking cocks

My girl do her fuckin in her socks

I shot my load to give her an enlightening

She came as fast as lightening

Taking cocks left and right dont worry bitch it won't bite

I only heard of one girl losin her sight

I saw the blood when I came so deep, I thought I could make her count them sheep

But bitch I ain't so cheap, grab that hangar and shove it deep

You see, I treat my towel, like I treat my wife

If you ain't careful, it will be your life

Double penetration creates total annihilation for this generation

When them dicks cum together, it becomes a gay sensation

I need to pee, can't you see

Why everybody be so condescending to me?

I just tell how it be, niggas of all colors wanna be just like me

I piss gold, can't you see Young Sweeny be that nigga with me

[Verse 3: Jake Sweeney]

My name be Young Sweeney, I beat off all over chumps

But I always be careful, I'm checking my breast for lumps

I’m so fresh cuz I stay fly and when that bitch says hi, I slap my dick right into her eye

Then I grab her thigh and tell her nice try, but bitch next time, this shit won’t fly

Girl I see you wearing them pee n me's so why don’t you come over here a sing to me

While I take my dick and penetrate thee

We're not like those cali swag niggas, we can't teach you how to dougie

Im getting head from this slut underneath my blue snuggie

We open all day like a seven eleven

24 hours a day bitch, we're always in heaven

We may looks like otters, but look here bitch!

We're like Harry Potter, we catch that snitch

My boy Diego Johnson may seem like a wizard

But who am I to talk I'm fucking a lizard

Gecko girl rock, baby I came in that sock

Now I hand it off to my fly nigga T-Flock

[Verse 4: MANIAC]

I like my cream like I like my slaves…Whipped!

And I like my vaginas like I like my muscles…Ripped!

I walk into the abortion clinic and they give me the V-I-P

Then I walk up to a fetus and begin to S-I-P

As soon as I see the dead fetus

My mind begins to scream “feed us”

I love little boys, my favorite pokemon is Muk

When I see a 2 inch penis all I want to do is fuck

Have u ever gone ass to ass with a dick?

If you ever witnessed that shit you would feel fucking sick

The vagina mask can make the gayest bj straight

This invention allows a mouth and my dick to conjugate

I shit out dicks like my ass is a cock factory

All the gays I shit on find it very satisfactory

I’m the kind of guy who buys cigarettes for little kids

Then I trap them in my basement and shoot some dirty vids