My middle finger won't go down, how do I wave

from Eminem – Role Model Lyrics on Rap Genius

More importantly: how do I masturbate?!

He’s basically portraying his “fuck the world” mentality in through explaining he’s flicked so many people off that his middle finger is permanently upright. However, my question is if his middle finger won’t go down then why can’t he just wave by bringing up all his other fingers?

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