Get loose and goof a little slice of life
No joke: Royers Cafe in Round Top, Texas will send you a pie, every month, for the rest of your life.
Although its website says the pie-for-life plan costs $10,000, that’s based on the assumption that you’re between 40 and 50 years old. The real deal is that the price varies by age, so the younger you are, the more you’ll have to pay.
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