Cogent Creationism Lyrics

[Intro]
This is a continuation, a revelation
From my intelligent design sanctification
But now it's time to move to creationism
A theory that media would like to have you think is in desperate despair

[Verse 1]
In my previous rap, I engaged in a flavorsome topic
Intelligent design they questioned? Who knew I was on it?
You see, the fallacy of chimps evolving into humans
May come off as classic creationist rhetoric, and indeed it is
But usually it'll start a little something like this:
"If we evolved from monkeys, why are they still here today"
I assure you, I'm not here to put that embarrassment on replay
But rather, let's get rid of this creationist misconception
And start to evaluate the evidence, bring on the inception
Like why do DDX11L2 genes have a TFBS function?
2A and 2B could not fuse on this alleged junction
Satellite DNA is a concept that has already been explored
But how could a fusion cause multi-exon genes to outpour
Don't be a passive receptor, we need to appraise the evidence
Evolutionary bias in Wikipedia, yeah that's pretty evident

[Verse 2]
Life comes by chance? May the odds be ever in your favour
You can disprove this theory with math, haha, I hear your quaver
It's courtesy of Dr. Stephen C. Meyer, head of the discovery institute
Nah I'm not gonna pull a Ray Comfort, always kicking the same four
Want a functional protein 150 sites long? Your chance is one in 10 to the power of 74
And you can't forget peptide bonds, or optical isomers, the ratio 1 to 2
A one in two chance at each site to the 150th power, for the function to ensue
For a protein merely 150 amino acids long it's 1 in 10 to the 164th power
Yet there's only 10 to the 80th elementary particles in the entire universe?
The pieces are starting to disperse
Only 10 to the 16th seconds since the big bang?!?!
My friend, don't you fall for this thang
Don't let that Lawrence Krauss lead you astray
Life by chance is impossible, much to my dismay
God is the more viable alternative?
AFFIRMATIVE!
[Verse 3]
Lastly, I hear you on that one my brother
If the universe was created, why was it smothered
With bad design, poor creation?
In relation to sustaining our generation
Theodicy, why does it exist?
Well let me ask you this
Why do you classify the design as bad?
Is it because them snakes can kill yo ass?
Is it because them animals make useless motion?
Well, according to John Hopkins University this is a preconceived notion:
These extra forces are not wasteful at all
They allow animals to increase maneuverability and prevent fall
Something that engineering textbooks describe as impossible to achieve
The more our research progresses, the more we're starting to retrieve
Our former arguments about evolution leaving function-less crap
For example, this years ENCODE results, where even Dawkins had to agree
Despite contradicting himself on numerous occasions, you see
And while you're at it, be sure to check out Genesis 3
Back to the snake, it doesn't seek to kill
It's protecting itself, even though the method is not so trill
And even if you think design is poor, can you make the system finer?
Without using the pre-existing elements that were brought by the same designer?
Genesis 1, God created EVERYTHING, and therefore what is yours is his

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