[Hook: Cheech & Chong]
We're Cheech & Chong
And we're still smoking strong
We're Cheech & Chong
We're down to party all night long

[Verse 1: Cheech Marin]
Dave's not here, just Pedro and the man
We're bounced into town in a low-rider van
We are on the run, from those cochinos
That a rounding up all the old hippies and latinos

[Verse 1: Tommy Chong]
We don't need to make a new dope deal
We go to the doctor were it's all nice and legal
Does your momma know about me?
They put me in the slammer, but now I'm free! (Free)

[Hook: Cheech & Chong]
We're Cheech & Chong
We are gonna rock it all night long
We're Cheech & Chong
Can we all just get a bong?

We're Cheech (I'm Cheech) & Chong (I'm Chong)
And we're still smoking strong
We're Cheech (I'm Cheech) & Chong (I'm Chong)
We're down to party all night long

[Verse 2: Cheech Marin]
Chicharron is my name, ballin' is the lay
I got Chicano pride, I take my mama for a ride
So many voices, so many routine's
We're on the thrown of comedy
You can't follow me

[Verse 2: Tommy Chong]
We've been recording comedy, since 1970
From big bamboo, to sleeping beauty
Try to joke battle me, you're just a [?] of our
'Cause making people laugh, is our superpower

[Hook: Cheech & Chong]
We're Cheech & Chong
We are gonna rock it all night long
We're Cheech & Chong
Can we all just get a bong?

We're Cheech (I'm Cheech) & Chong (I'm Chong)
And we're still smoking strong
We're Cheech (I'm Cheech) & Chong (I'm Chong)
From LA to Hong Kong

[Verse 3: Cheech Marin]
Estoy viendo el grand super sueño
When I spit my rhymes, they taste like jalapeños
Alfred Herbit chased around the giddies
And they love their bitches 'cause they got 8 titties

[Verse 3: Tommy Chong]
You better press record, 'cause here's another cult classic
We've been lightin' it up, since when? The Jurassics
Every minute of the day, is like 420
Everybody we meet wants to fire up a doobie

[Hook: Cheech & Chong]
We're Cheech & Chong
We are gonna rock it all night long
We're Cheech & Chong
Can we all just get a bong?

We're Cheech (I'm Cheech) & Chong (I'm Chong)
And we're still smoking strong
We're Cheech (I'm Cheech) & Chong (I'm Chong)
Now raise your bong to Cheech & Chong!

[Outro]
Coughs (Ohoho, eeeh)
Coughs (Ohoho, eeeh)
Coughs (Ohoho, eeeh)
(Strong)