Found her with black hair, blue eyes really impressed
Back at her place this time fully dressed
She showed me around some
And i should of been a goner
When i noticed a shrine that was built in my honor
Candles and incense burned in oblivion
Artifacts and photos i almost had a heart attack
I fell thru a trap door and landed on a bed of nails
Flat on my back, yet again and it never fails
She whispered on my neck and the pain went
Away
I opened my mouth but then forgot what i meant to say
I felt rather nervous, and slightly delirious
She said that she loved me and told me that she was serious
Then i went numb, and froze like a dummy
She said "happy birthday" then pointed at her tummy
A cloud swallowed the sun
The hour hand bend
I didn't know then what any of it meant..

We unscrewed ourselves
And made up new identities
Walked across enemy lines and slaughtered all our enemies
One hundred square feet was that we needed
I threw up my hands because i knew i was been defeated
Promises where thrown around just like confetti
And broken as easily as uncooked spaghetti
Our fuses where short, and we went off like rockets
She gave me a kiss then i emptied my pockets
Nothing to do, but to lay low and hide out
We sought shelter until the fireworks died out
The world was too much for us, made for insomniacs
We played dead or just laid in bed
Destined for escape, we both needed a chance
To go at alone and ride the seat of her pants
Joined at the hips, we took on the dreaded test
Closed our eyes, crossed our fingers and headed west