[Verse 1]
'Cos staring stupid, 'cos trying double-daring mission
More dressed as haddock, a padlock on the smoker's pipe
It pulls you, destiny oysters, surplus selfless choices
Who wants my venus? And wants to play some haddock eating?
Just pull the lever - who wants to play it?
Pick it up like a soundtrack, tetris smile for a sceptered isle

[Pre-Chorus]
Let's drive down to Deepcut and sigh as the swords are smelt
Will I depict the Picts or Celts?

[Chorus]
I'm gonna bottle up my battle and do everything wrong
I dunno how to begin, I'm a Siamese twin on the bayonet, o-o-oh!
Fresh from the fat farm

[Verse 2]
Do something useful; for once I was a system diverse
You sing in cathodes and diodes or whatever
Life was sealed hermetically, removed aesthetically, my
Why not her lessons of safety written in front of a dead man?
My last incisor will take another bite out of my
Adam's apple leaves while Eve moans in her sleep

[Pre-Chorus]
Our gated community keeps out the wildlife
No woods, no goods, cut with a knife

[Chorus]
I'm gonna bottle up my battle and do everything wrong
I dunno how to begin, my twin, my o-o-oh!

[Musical Interlude]

[Bridge]
This is the start of something, there's no good now with living old
Who needs a house when you're living in country that hasn't a home?
This is the start of something, there's no good now with living old
Who needs a house when you're living in country that hasn't a home?

[Outro]
Hey Jude Law!
(Hey Jude Law)