Cover art for Be in My Video by Frank Zappa

Be in My Video

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Oct. 18, 19841 viewer

Be in My Video Lyrics

Be in my video
Darling, every night
I will rent a cage for you
And mi j-i-nits dressed in white (teeny-little-tiny-little...)

Twirl around in a lap dissolve
Pretend to sing the words
I'll rent a gleaming limousine
Release a flock of
Ber-herna-herna-herna
Herna-her-nerds


Wear a leather collar
And a dagger in your ear
I will make you smell the glove

And try to look sincere, then we'll

Dance the blues
Let's dance the blues
Let's dance the blues

Under the megawatt moonlight

Pretend to be Chinese
(One-hung-low)
I'll make you wear red shoes
There's a cheesy atom bomb explosion
All the big groups use
Atomic light will shine
Through an old Venetian blind
Making patterns on your face
Then it cuts to outer space

With its billions & billions &
Billions & billions
and

Be in my video
Darling, every night
Everyone in cable-land
Will say you're 'outa-site'
You can show your legs
While you're getting in the car, then

I will look repulsive
While I mangle my guitar

Reen-toon-teen-toon-teen-toon
Tee-nu-nee-nu-nee
Moo-ahhhh

Reen-toon-teen-toon-teen-toon
Tee-nu-nee-nu-nee
Moo-ahhhh

Reen-toon-teen-toon-teen-toon
Tee-nu-nee-nu-nee
Moo-ahhhh
Tee-nu-nee- - - -moo-ahhhh
Tee-nu-nee- - - -moo-wah-wah-wah-ooo

After all the close-up shots
Of you in bondage leather
They'll spray an alley with a hose
And we'll escape together, while we

Dance de blude agin
Led dance de blude agin
Led dance de blude agin
In de middle o' de alley

Let's dance your face
Let's dance your lips
Let's dance your nose
And then we'll dance your sinus

MOO-AHHHH!

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“Be in My Video” is a scathing riff on the dominance of MTV in the 1980s. Zappa was never particularly big on music videos, and when he did shoot one for MTV – “You Are What You Is” – it was banned from the network before it could air.

The song directs particular ire at English musician David Bowie (ironically a longtime fan of Zappa), who was reaching new levels of commercial and public prominence at the time off the heels of his 1983 blockbuster Let’s Dance. According to King Crimson vocalist Adrian Belew, who previously worked with both musicians, Zappa developed a grudge against Bowie in 1978, when Bowie “poached” him for the supporting tour for “Heroes”. Belew states that he, Bowie, and Brian Eno ran into Zappa shortly after the “poaching,” at which point Zappa responded to every one of Bowie’s attempts at striking up a conversation with “fuck you, Captain Tom.”

Bowie, for his part, stated afterwards that the encounter went better than he expected; he remained a follower of Zappa’s work and later had Rykodisc handle the 1990-1992 remasters of his backlog because of Zappa’s good relationship with the label.

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October 18, 1984
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