[Frankie]
It's a long day walking with a Labrador
Now you're coming home through your own front door
Your legs are tired and your knees are weak
Soon, like a dog, you will be put to sleep
Your work is vital, don't misconstrue it
Without you, we'd have to walk our own dogs
Or get our neighbour to do it

[Ivo]
Your bed is where you feel nice and smug
Wrinkle your face up like an ancient pug
You live your whole life with eight dogs on a lead
Trying to work out if they've pooed or they've peed
You spend your whole life in your local park
But no more dogging for you after dark

[Both]
It's a long day walking with a Labrador
Now you're coming home through your own front door
Your legs are tired and your knees arе weak
Soon, like a dog, you will be put to sleep
Dog walkеr, you sure ain't cheap
Dog walker, go the fuck to sleep