Well, I can meet you on the street
And I'll stop and talk to you
You can walk around the block
And I could walk around it too

We can sit down in the park
Do some lovin' in the dark
But to me you don't appeal
'Cause there ain't no money in this deal

Now you might say to me let's eat
I might say my name is Pete
And you say that yours is Joyce
But I know it could be Lois

We can go ahead and steal
A love that isn't real
Later I might say I'm Bill
'Cause there ain't no money in this deal

Well, if you want me dear
Come and get me I'll be here
And I will marry you
If you say that you will do

Anything I say until
You buy me an automobile
But I won't stay with you still
Unless there's money in this deal

Well, then she turned around and said
She'd rather be dead
Than to see me spend her money
When I ain't never called her honey

Said, that's all for you Hill
She already got her fill
Told me to go find myself another
'Cause there ain't no money in this deal

I mean it baby
There's no money in this deal