Holderness Family – #XMAS JAMMIES LyricsFollow
These are my Christmas Jammies!
2013 – MERRY CHRISTMAS FROM THE HOLDERNESS FAMILY!!
It’s a Holder Night
2013 in review
Video Christmas Card Part II
Dancing in the front yard night and day and the neighbors walk by and this is what they say:
“Are those Xmas jammies?”
They are Xmas jammies
Check it out we just bought a Prius v and it matches these perfectly, wearing Xmas jammies
Now for Lola 2013 was full-speed ahead
She now has a medal hanging over her bed
Because she ran a triathlon and somehow she looked like she was having fun
She can count to one-hundred in Chinese
And she can now read books as thick as these
And if you wanna pay a visit to Lola’s room
You best get ready for a Rainbow Loom
Looming in the room while shakin’ your thang
She can play the piano and can also sing
“In my Xmas jammies!”
MY JAMMIES FIT ME JUST RIGHT
BUT MY DADDY’S ARE A LITTLE TIGHT
PENN CHARLES turning four, safe to say he wears superhero shirts everyday
Is he smart in school? Kind of hard to tell cause he just bats his eyes and all the teachers melt
And in case you didn’t see it, well I’m sure it’s pretty vital, well he dressed up like a Chief and shuck his hips in a recitel
And now Penn’s taking a hip hop class; that musical ability is growing fast
Xmas jammies. I LOVE YOU! SO MUCH!
We know they look ridiculos. That’s why no one will dance with us
We’re wearing Xmas jammies
How about Downtown? That’s where all the hipsters go. Drinking the IPA’s and staring at that phones
LOOK AT MY XMAS JAMMIES!
What a year for Kim. For starters she meet him. Got a part in Iron Man III. And she spent a whole day with RTJ and the result right there
Even tougher to beat was her fitness feat. The Rally Iron Man 70.3
Even though she got punched in the face near the start of the race
She still finished in 6:40
Rollin’ in the car going 25
And pushing the stroller up Northfolk Drive
These are Xmas jammies!
Look at my Xmas jammies!
There’s room for child Number 3
But I can’t, I just had a vasectomy
Recovering was easier in these Xmas jammies
Well I think that maybe we should end with a multiply choice of what [happen] to depend
To the (A.) Run the same race as me
(b.) Have a tiny role in Iron Man 3 (I mean like, tiny. The role was so small and short, just, just we can not blink.)
(c.) Quiz the Governor about this first term
(d.) Cut his knee while doing the worm
(e.) Take up cross-fit and fall in love
Well the answer is (F.) All of the Above
But the biggest thing is what happens next
Next month he’s stepping off the anchor desk
It’s the biggest decision of his life
He’s gonna quit his job and come work with his wife
We’ll be making videos just like these for politicians and companies
And we’ll do it in these Jammies
In these Xmas jammies
He’s hoping all goes well but what will I do with all this jell
Presents for our neighbors
In our Xmas jammies!
Merry Christmas! We love you all!
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Okay we’re done
We’re gonna try this one more time, ok
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