Mom, Dad, what did you get me for Christmas?
[Verse 1: Hopsin]
This year, I'm really not looking forward to Christmas
I'mma wake up really happy, then get pissed cause I ain't get shit
Momma be in the kitchen, cooking burnt ass biscuits
When I look at 'em funny, her ass gon' be like "What is it?"
My friend gon' call me up telling me bullshit that I can't believe
Like "Yo bro, guess what? My mom got me mercedes keys"
And I'mma lie and be like "Yeah, that shit is great ya see
But to be honest, Christmas is just another day to me"
I'mma be mad cause his parents rich and my parents not
He gets cars, I get pairs of socks
I'm always gettin' treated unfair a lot
This Christmas, I ain't havin' fun
Our tree ain't even real, it's a detachable plastic one
My dad gon' come with his cheap watch that he got me
From the swap me, and if I ask him if it's real, he'll say "Probably"
Man Dad, do you have no heart? You couldn't get me a go cart
Or a Tyco RC remote control car?
He gon' be like "There you go makin' this noise
I done told yo ass you to old to playin' with toys"
Then my mom gon' walk in the room and start arguin' too
My dad gon' be like "Go woman, nobody talkin' to you"
And I'mma say "Dad you love talking mad shit
But in public you always act like you above causing havoc?
Then I'mma run upstairs, mad as fuck cause I've had it
Probably masturbate while watching Spongebob and Patrick
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